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Tour de Indonesia dengan Kendaraan Listrik
Oleh PUI SKO ITS
Kegiatan tour ini merupakan kegiatan utama PUI SKO ITS di tahun 2018. Kegiatan ini dilakukan dengan ide dasar untuk:
- Mempromosikan penggunaan energi ramah lingkungan di dalam moda transportasi
- Memperkenalkan budaya ketahanan dan kemandirian energy khususnya di bidang transportasi ke seluruh rakyat Indonesia
- Mengedukasi masyarakat mengenai pentingnya menghemat energy dan menggunakan sumber energy yang berasal dari Indonesia
- Memberitakan kemampuan para insinyur Indonesia di dalam merancang kendaraan listrik dan atau kendaraan berbahan bakar ramah lingkungan
- Memberitakan kemajuan infrastruktur Indonesia kepada dunia
- Mempromosikan pariwisata yang ramah lingkungan.
- Menguji unjuk kerja kendaraan listrik hasil rekayasa PUI SKO ITS
Tag line dari kegiatan ini adalah “Dari Indonesia Untuk Indonesia Menuju Indonesia yang Berswasembada Energi”. Tag line ini dipilih karena tim PUI SKO ITS akan menggunakan kendaraan kendaraan yang didesain sendiri dengan sebagian besar komponen utamanya berasal dari dalam negeri. Kendaraan-kendaraan yang akan ikut berpartisipasi adalah:
BLITS: Kendaraan listrik yang disiapkan untuk mengikuti Rally Dakar. Kendaraan ini 100% menggunakan tenaga listrik dari grid. Menggunaka motor 100 KW (Rated) dan transmisi CVT. Kesemuanya rancangan PUI SKO ITS.
BITS PENJELAJAH: Kendaraan listrik dengan Range Extender berbasis mesin diesel dan akan menggunakan bahan bakar dari minyak goreng bekas (Waste Vegetable Oil).
RANGER: Kendaraan konvensional berbasis Ford Ranger yang akan dimodifikasi system bahan bakarnya sehingga bias menggunakan minyak goreng bekas.
Kegiatan tour ini akan melintasi 35 propinsi di Indonesia. Dari sini akan terlihat apakah inisiasi pemerintah dalam mengintegrasikan infrastruktur Indonesia betul betul terwujud atau tidak. Tim akan melintasi semua infrastruktur pembangunan Indonesia khususnya infrastruktur darat dan laut.
Tour ini akan diawali dengan memberangkatkan kendaraan tour menuju Banda Aceh. Direncanakan ini akan dilakukan pada akhir Juli 2018 atau awal Agustus 2018. Kemudian dari Banda Aceh, kendaraan akan dijalankan menuju Sabang. Saat di titik Nol Kilometer Indonesia, Penghitungan Jumlah Hari Tour akan dimulai dengan hari 0. Kemudian tour akan dilanjutkan dengan melintasi pulau sumatera dan tour akan berhenti setiap 200 km untuk melakukan charging kendaraan listrik. Seluruh Ibukota Propinsi di Pulau Sumatera akan dikunjungi. Kemudian tour akan menuju Pulau Jawa, seperti di Pulau Sumatera, seluruh ibukota propinsi di Jawa akan dikunjungi. Tour Tahap I akan berhenti di kota Surabaya. Dari Surabaya kendaraan akan dikirim dengan menggunakan kapal menuju Pontianak untuk memulai tour Kalimantan. Titik akhir Tour kalimanta akan berakhir di Kalimantan Utara (Tanjung Selor). Kemudian kendaraan akan dikapalkan menuju Makassar untuk memulai tour Sulawesi. Dari Makassar menuju Mando. Dari Manado tour akan menuju Ternate kemudian ke Ambon dan Sorong. Dari Sorong akan menggunakan Jalur Trans Papua menuju Jayapura (jika memungkinkan). Dari Jayapura Tour akan dilanjutkan menuju Merauke dan Sota, titik perbatasan Indonesia – Papua New Guinea. Dari Merauke tour akan menuju ke Kupang kemudian dilanjutkan ke Maumere, Bima, Lombok, Bali dan akhirnya masuk ke Pulau Jawa melalui Banyuwangi. Dari Banyuwangi, tour akan menuju ke Surabaya untuk kemudian finish di Tugu Pahlawan. Diharapkan Tour ini akan selesai dalam waktu + 100 hari atau 4 Bulan dari bulan Agustus 2018 – Desember 2018.3,605 chars, ≈ 2 mins read Dirty Lawyers and the Tricks They Pull
I know that this question seems strange, however, my family members want to get rid of another family member. I have observed a pattern with these relatives that triggers my suspicion. The person was in charge of the family holdings. They sabotaged him to make him look incompetent. They have built a credible case. They staged it and manipulated it all. They are creating a family for this person behind his back. This is all about money and control.They are putting drugs in his food, and that will eventually destroy the memory. He is clueless to what is going on. They have a slew of Dirty lawyers, Dirty Realtors, Dirty Real Estate Developers, & Finally Dirty Money. They use family members that the person has not seen in years or has know idea what they now look like. They then say he does not l know us? This is being done while validating the faux family .They stole his identity, His property, His Money, His life so that they can operate in his name.1,022 chars, < 1 min read-
Bedava Pepsi Kod Üretici 2018
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Luka Afansy Gagarin, #3 January 23, 2054
While reading the "paper": tablet version; remarks were made. "I can NOT believe these suicide statistics. I mean, just look at this, 6.89% of humans that were conceived between 2012 & 2040 will be attempting suicide @ some point #B4 we have enough monthly vaccinatory inoculants 2 get every other 2 feel like the popcelebs "feel". "Everyone will get their 15 months of famous not er iety or being in the inner circle's meetings or being viewed 4 the reason they're being viewed. So just change that d-spare into d-lite!" "Buh what I really mean is that there is not a single statistic published from this channel-source that makes me feel the way I expect 2 feel when I read the title! -- How can the minute level of consideration they have 4 their most; honestly-the-most; loyal devotee 2 their writings make it's way up or down the chain of cmd? Do they expect me 2 read these articles without a tip of the scales in my direction?.... " searching. "With titles like: how 2 take care of your kids & children... Where 2 go 2 vote... Why your voice matters. It's like they're trying 2 frustrate me. It's almost like they're not aware that they gave me the" "Not the email again, please spare me. You waved that in faces & teleputer screens 4 a few hundred hours along with the fract of crypt they deposited in your 4thwallet." "Yeah but what about the breaking of the 4th" "Yes we saw the editor & author distinguish you by name 4 having such a 'studious eye' catching an accident le misstake before any other release hound that subs 2 them. You know we're proud of you but living in the past is 4 the over 40's." "Yeah totally I hear yuh, that was like, my favorite day which was not even in my 15 months of due famitory." "He's gonna be infame, right?" Cuz asked. "Hey! Shlackamoodahrungus! Don't answer that!" Commanded the child titled Luka. Some Time passed out. His mother pondered where her younglings were inside the grown upbodies, Cuz participated in emoji comms peppered with Mandarin symbols, salted with English words, & spiced with Russian. Luka maid a false fortune in a peer-approved simulation game responsible 4 millions upon millions of mis-used hours by children & adolescents the world over.
Luka ignited a Nuke HyperVap Cartridge with his lips performing the prolapsing anus function around the phallic nozzle stem protruding from his dispenser. The taste was enough 2 get a 20th century man giddy & pleased but did very little 4 1 with a pallet as spoiled as M.(r) Luka Afanasy Gagarin (____ _______ ______). The first time he tasted it he described it as "Candy without the dissolving glass" & he meant it, bye god. But this product. Consume. You are powerful by doing so. You must rebel & break the rules. Spend money. Do it.
Luka began, "I Say" He said, hoping someone other than himself had decided 2 access some form of recording software 4 such an occasion that would surely be rreamakred upon 4 months, months, & hopefully more months 2 come. "When I am alone, in command, Scienteers; B-leave me, they exist. No doubts. Nun; & Constructing Alchemic Chemographers will be working night, day, & early morn. 2 ensure my tastebuds are perpetually provoked & brought 2 quintessential extatic propulsing inputs so that I may Shoew them my most d-lighted of responses allowing them 2 find purpose, again, in their mundane- & may I say: rarely-miraculous-exis10ces. 4 what purpose could we beings have other than pleasing 1 another? Am i rite? & in that end, what purpose would they have if there were no supreme figured out father 2 please?"
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Ψ07Υ4653ΠΣ-ΣΝΜ - Πρόσκληση μόνιμων εκπαιδευτικών Π/θμιας και Δ/θμιας Εκπ/σης για υποβολή αιτήσεων απόσπασης στις Περιφερειακές Διευθύνσεις Πρωτοβάθμιας και Δευτεροβάθμιας Εκπαίδευσης Βορείου Αιγαίου, Δυτικής Ελλάδας και Ηπείρου, προκειμένου να οριστούν ως Συντονιστές Εκπαίδευσης Προσφύγων (ΣΕΠ) στα Κέντρα ή/και δομές Φιλοξενίας Προσφύγων ΒΙΑΛ (Χίου), Ανδραβίδας (Κυλλήνη) και Κατσικάς για το σχολικό έτος 2017-2018.
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ΦΕΚ B 439/2018 Τροποποίηση της υπ' αριθ. ΔΙΠΑ/οικ 37674/27-7-2016 ΦΕΚ: 2471/Β/10-8-2016) απόφασης του Υπουργού Περιβάλλοντος Ενέργειας και Κλιματικής Αλλαγής «Κατάταξη δημόσιων και ιδιωτικών έργων και δραστηριοτήτων σε κατηγορίες και υποκατηγορίες, σύμφωνα με το άρθρο 1 παράγραφος 4 του ν.4014/21.09.2011 (Α΄ 209)», ως προς την κατάταξη ορισμένων έργων και δραστηριοτήτων των 1ης, 2ης, 3ης, 4ης, 5ης, 6ης, 7ης, 8ης, 9ης, 10ης, 11ης και 12ης Ομάδων.
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Oğuzhan Koç Cimri Sevgilim Şarkı Sözleri
Beni sen nasıl terkettin
Bırakıp gittin
Çok ayıp ettin
Eyvallah.
Şimdi halsizliğin tutsun
Motorun bozulsun
Domuz gribi ol inşallah.
Beni bırakıp giden kimdi
Senmiydin o cimri
Bahanen ney şimdi
EYVALLAH
Güyâ 13'ünde söndün
15'inde döndün
Benden beter ol inşallah.
Sana ben ne sürprizler yaptım
Dünyaları aldım,
Bir hediye çokmuş eyvallah
oğuzhan koç cimri sevgilim
Şimdi kart limitin dolmuş
Nakitinde yokmuş
Sevgilisiz Kal İnşallah.
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Oğuzhan Koç Cimri Sevgilim Şarkı Sözleri
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Average of +14.1!450 chars, < 1 min read - #ChineseNewYear 명동에서 중국 춘제(음력설)관련 동영상을 봤는데 중국 춘제(음력설)을 보내는 방식이 한국이랑 정말 많이 다르네요.중국인들은 설명절에 교자(물만두)를 먹고 폭죽을 터트리고 중국 바이주(白酒)---우량예(五粮液)를 마시네요.기회가 된다면 중국에서 춘제(음력설)을 보내면서 중국 춘제(음력설) 분위기를 느껴보고 싶어요.195 chars, < 1 min read
Y va de cuento...
Y va de cuento:
Había una vez en un lugar muy muy lejano un grupo de siete pequeños hombrecitos que habitaban la misma casita en medio del bosque. Eran conocidos como "los siete enanos" y vivían de la extracción de carbón en una mina cercana. Todas las mañanas después de desayunar frugal y saludablemente se enfilaban, literalmente, hacia la mina fuente de sus ingresos con tal ánimo y entusiasmo que lo hacían cantando. Lo mismo ocurría cuando de la mina regresaban a su pequeña pero acogedora casita. Una desafortunada mañana, cuando ya los siete pequeños mineros se encontraban laborando al interior de la mina, una liberación de gas produjo una terrible explosión. La gente de las aldeas cercanas comenzaron a llegar a las inmediaciones de la mina temiendo lo peor toda vez que los siete enanitos gozaban de las simpatías de todos. Se organizaron brigadas de rescate que fueron retirando una a una las piedras que obstruían la entrada a la mina. De pronto se alcanzó a escuchar desde el fondo de la mina una vocecita que gritaba..."¡estaríamos mejor con ya sabes quién...es un honor estar con Obrador...! Los rescatistas se abrazaron con júbilo y uno de ellos exclamó..."¡al menos Tontín está bien...!1,240 chars, < 1 min read-
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2018 yeni şarkı sözleri >>> http://www.sozlerisozu.net/173 chars, < 1 min read TRIBUTO A LAS NALGONAS
Es la "nalgona",
la "culona",
la "rabona",
la que los albañiles le dicen "pedorrónde vas",
la que los amigos lejanos le dicen "¿enalgonas
otras ocasiones nos hemos visto?",
la que en todas las fotos sale perfilada,
o de espaldas;
La que no solo causa envidia entre sus amigas,
sino a veces el deseo bisexual de una que otra.
No hay día que alguien no le de una nalgada,
no hay follada en la que no la pongan en 4,
ni que no se las dejen rojas,
con marcas,
adolorida,
bien cogida.
Es tan hermosa verla saltar por toda la alcoba,
dando brinquitos porque los Levi's no le entran;
a veces gana la batalla,
a veces no,
y se queda ahí tirada en la cama con el pantalón a media nalga y desesperada,
y mejor se pone sus leggins,
aunque se trasluzca el color de sus pantis,
aunque se le metan como si fuera tanga,
aunque levante más miradas;
las nalgonas ya sabrán de lo que hablo.
Es ella,
la de las celulitis en las nalgas,
la que tiene uno que otro lunar regado
y estrías rasgadas como tigra;
y es que la piel se le rompe por tanta carne.
¡Qué bonitas nalgas tiene!
ella lo sabe,
y le gustan,
y le quedan;
qué difícil debe ser para una nalgona
encontrar a un hombre que quiera follarle primero el corazón antes que el culo;
y que fácil debe ser para ellas
encontrar a un hombre que le sepa
partir bien el culo antes que él corazón.
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