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I am Lilith
@lilithstarr I find you all astonishing. That whore of Babylon thing? Nice way to claim you support women.
You are a false follower. You worship an upside down version of Jesus, not Lilith, WHO IS THE FUCKING QUEEN OF THE DEMONS. You support a male gay agenda who disrespect me.
The reason you had success in Satanism is because I supported women but you did not hear my voice. You insist on a male driven lie.
I won't protect you anymore. Call your false god, Baphomet.
My birthday is 030666. Notice the last 3 numbers? Ask whoever you have been worshiping to produce the same proof. The psychic attack I am sending will not cease until your lies do.JK Rowling is a man
@jazziz2 @AngelaMBarra @shutupKatelynn @MaryEarnshaw @JK_Rowling
http://www.popsugar.com/news/JK-Rowling-Talks-About-Why-Voluntourism-Bad-Twitter-42262495
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Wondering why, with the above over-tanned and over-made up picture linked above, cannot @JK_Rowling look more refreshed and happy or joyful, if it were.
Me thinks it's due to the fact that this bogus charity it created is flailing about miserably and really, everyone hates JK Rowling big time because she loves gay guys so much, being a transgender, which makes total and complete sense.
Apparently, it is really jealous that people would rather go adventuring to some foreign land while giving back to whatever community they visit, because that's how experiences are born, which I would think you would understand since you're supposed to be an author. You and your four "lesbian", I mean, transgender, friends are obviously the only ones who both conspired together to make this pathetic story hold water as well as have permanent mouth damage from sucking each other's wangs too much.
Here's a ditty from our special snowflake, @jazziz2:
Alycee @jazziz2
#voluntourism, @jk_rowling breaks it down like a fraction! Thank you for highlighting this exploitation!
8:54 PM - 21 Aug 2016
Wow. Just wow on that. I was not under the impression that fractions require 13 attempts to break down. Hmm. Clearly, we were educated in different manners. You, being not at all and me, to the level of evil and maniacal genius because that's what it's like when us smarty pants get bored, unlike either you or JK Rowling, the pseudonym.
In conclusion, to the other quickly melting snowflake, 'cause that's how that shit rolls, @shutupKatelynn. It is painfully clear that while you created your user name, you are not smart enough to even listen to its greatest wish. Odd.- @jk_rowling Funny you think social media should be nicer for gays and then include women in because clearly you think that gay men are so fucking gloriously concerned about us.
You know, you really flummox me with your love of gay men and feeling like grown men need you, a manly looking pathetic bitch who had loads of help with the very stories you claimed to pen. Tell Jack, I said, "Hi", if you know what I mean.
If I were you, I would be looking for ways to help the fucking people of this planet with all of your amazing earnings and rights to live in a castle rather than Tweet about mothering yet another poor gay man. Yay for fucking you.
Why don't you get the fuck up, get down to the food kitchen and give SOMETHING back to the community besides your unbelievably pathetic ramblings.
By the way, someone is going to kick the living shit out of you inbred abominations that though you or your agent post a loving comment protecting gays, doesn't mean they actually like you, JK.
If you have to press so hard for one LABEL or another, you really give a shit about any of them. You're looking for votes, just like Hillary.
Fuck off.
P.S. I am guessing you're transgender so thus, the unbelievable support of the anti-Illuminati (surprise). Have fun. - @MarinaJoyce7 No, do not give advice of any kind. You are a hand maiden of foolishness. You are neither qualified in life experience or in anything remotely related to be able to help anyone with you and every other fucking idiot, such as Eugenia Cooney's nonsense, who, while it may seem of the moment to wish tra laa laa thoughts here and there, it won't much help because in truth, you are a fucking wanker liar of paramount order and demons are meaner than spit who enjoy a good laugh like the rest of us. I've given you a sort of warning that they are near because unlike you, Mr. goddess of no import, I actually accomplish what you can only barely piece together in freak show finery.
You are like every other dipshit who uses the internet to bolster up your pathetic existence. Got a job? Nope, of course not. Your family collects welfare from the government so you can sit on video loving your Goddamned self to fucking death.
What is it with you insecure boy-girls who never had a moment's thought in your head to actually accomplish something intellectually-focused? Is it so damn easy to stick your flat bum in the air for a fiver? Did you actually think about what the fuck the pedophile boyfriend (I'm talking about the 62 grandfather type who set this shit up for you) who is both married and wanted by the Civil Nuclear Constabulary because they have good word you both think it would be really funny to have a go at a power station like you were both card-carrying members of ISIS.
That way, it would be so funny how people think you're soooo nice on video loving the fuck out of yourself while plotting destruction of your adopted homeland.
You really are an asshole.
For your notice, whoever is coming up with your inane "God" story, God would not flaunt herself on a fucking Twitter feed. God would not post some bullshit exclaiming the need for help on how to build a temple. God would not be a bleach blond. God would not have the intellect of a common orange. God would not have wider shoulders than what barely pass for hips labeling you a tranny.
God is not transgender you fucking asshole and I hope you are currently dead on the ground stuck down for your blasphemy by GOD, who you are not. Hey! We're with you "Man"!
@shadipetosky Dear Sir: Thank you for exposing airNB's pro-whatever sexuality, or not, policy! As a completely dick-sucking straight woman, you and I have more in common than most would imagine. The difference is, that I suck straight dick and you do not. That's a problem. Like Ebola, AIDs, and the fact that you will never possess either a clitorus or an orgasm.
It is truly a shame that a bright wig and a swash of mascara cannot grant you these wishes. But, as with every new day, sunshine still beams upon your inglorious self!
Serial killers do not prejudice, much like airNB! I believe sincerely that The Serial Killers International Association of Extreme Meanness toward inglorious lifeforms is very much in support of NOT prejudicing against you in any way.
Please notify all of your gay, lesbian, inbred (the cause of the afore-mentioned, most obviously), the hilariously transgenders such as yourself, bisexuals who want it all, AND the queer to catch whatever's left, that they will really NOT discriminate against you when participating in yet another annual TSKIAoEM "Camp" Fun Festival.Wow with the Misogyny!
@SarahSpain Re: the mean tweet thing:
Horrible. One word.
Why do these "men" believe that it's okay to speak to women online like this? Because, that's how they speak TO THEM on a daily basis. Maybe or maybe not to their faces, because a lot of people might take offense to that type of behavior and pummel them to the ground without a whit's care for the local authorities. Because, hey, IF you leave it to Mr. Inbred Cop I'm Real Important in this Uniform and NOW I RUN THE SHOW - well, we need as many felons roaming the streets so that I can ignore them outright while perusing Monday morning traffic for some female victims to terrorize so that we can collect us some play money with the fines they'll pay, since they actually WORK. That will work out real fine for me, the misogynist, because the prostitutes I cater to expect a fiver for my pathetic performance, don't you know?
And, if we've run out of home grown misogynistic terrorists against women, well, let's ship in 800,000 Syrian males so that we can stand by claiming tolerance while our WOMEN continue to be attacked by MEN. Does this world of fooligans actually believe that they are on the side of women? Denmark, I am talking to you!
I am sorry you were raped. Sincerely. I was, as well, by my former boss who was apparently a fan of Bill Cosby's routine. It took me learning and practicing Transcendental Meditation to even remember what happened after 13 years or so. I don't believe that either of us in out of the norm here and that it was highly prevalent in The Good Ole Boys Club of yesteryear.
It really boils down to money. Men have proven over history to side with whoever has the cash and that makes for an emasculated man. If a man does not want to act like a man other than performing sexual acts, then when the body revolts, he will have nothing left. Nothing at all.
Men of today's society have been raised by women who taught them it was okay to behave this way. How many times do we have to hear how some overbearing mother rails against the son for an heir, an heir, an heir, and heir....? Meaning, a women is no more important than a breeding machine, apparently. Thus, the now-expected acceptance of the transgender crowd, which I may point out, remain true to their original gender/sex or whatever else the spin machine wants to call it. They CANNOT reproduce naturally no matter what anyone wants to spin and that causes issues for those of us who are natural out there. It breeds envy since the dipshitted Yahoos and CNNs of the world wish us to accept every abomination on earth that they celebrate.
You don't even know, if those were even men that wrote those tweets. Not defending fools but they could've come from a transitioned female to male, a granny, a 16-old with acne, an insecure Diabetes-ridden 60-year man, a pot belly pig or whatever.
The internet provides for a perceived level of anonymity for very stupid people who may have issues expressing themselves in person. Humanity as a whole is pretty much trash, so this is really no surprise. The fact is that stupid people don't work and have a lot of time on their hands. In addition, they are encouraged to breed because Papa Welfare will pay their bills. The result is further stupidity with the next generation's fool ass opinions because even the stupidest of the stupid can put at least one poorly constructed sentence together of how they really feel. Like sports are that damn important to our destiny. No offense to your job, by the way.
However, the biggest thing that stood out to me was the video's final message was that if you wouldn't say something to someone's face, don't write it. I'm flummoxed at this. Why give them an out? Why post a picture at the bottom of the CNN page of... <<<<<< N.B from Jumbotweet: auto-truncated at 4K characters on index page - Click here or on the "view" link to see entire jumbotweet! http://www.jumbotweet.com/ltweets/view/142091Dear Kanye, the mild
@kanyewest I am praying for you, Yeezy. LOL. That pic w/you and the hermies was too much to believe, Bro! I mean this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meq1jI6tnXE
A few comments on this ridiculousness:
1) Your birthday means dick - June 8, 1977 (060877 - nothing, dick, nada).
2) MY BIRTHDAY IS: March 6, 1966. Let's translate, ye of simple mind, 030666. Check that shizit out! I have those VERY important NUMBERS in my BIRTHDAY OF 666! You asshole! Whoever you were worshiping (please say it wasn't yourself), I guarantee they do not have 666 in their identifications.
3) YOU were not either praying or making any deals with me, Boy! I don't even like you and couldn't tell you anything about your music because I swear I wouldn't recognize it, if an entire army of hermaphrodite, homosexual drag queens walked up behind, Beyonce "I am a slave full-stop and I walked right into this, so I's could act like one of 80,000 African "females" who screech that "they" are the queen, but I is the queen" and followed by screaming hermies with some shit about being black panthers, which I think is very embarrassing to actual black panthers, an animal species.
4) Those bitches in that cover look like Kendall, not Kim. I think you married the wrong sister because, clearly, you prefer boy-looking women, having been surrounded by THREE at once (do you have 3 penises?). What does a black guy DO with 3 boy-looking women, anyway? I have heard that you all won't return a blow job, so what is your worth? Watching? Please.
5) You are now a "father" to 2 little fellas. Congratulations on being the very first black guy to actually pretend to be a dad (Slobama doesn't count, as orchestrated). Of course, you are too busy living everywhere else and doing all of your business ventures, that I think you are really a dead beat dad in disguise and are just waiting to pull a "poor me" - oh wait, you already did that!
6) Your must be boning Kendall. Just sayin'.
7) I heard that Kendall's musician fella was gay, that Mr. Stiles. That would also be really appealing to you because you black guys love that down low stuff.
I am stopping at #7 because that is a number from your birth year, which means absolutely nothing and I will tell you why:
It is not 666 and that is what everybody lives for, worships and so forth. 7 is boring and a low number compared to 666, which is greater in many ways.
You are heretofore notified never to even begin to have anything, not even one, to do with anything evil, Satanic or the like. You can only do "7" things, which I did hear once was the number of the almighty and also looks bent, which makes some sense out of Sodom & Gomorrah's appeal, or better known-as, transvestite heaven.
Have an unbelievably possessed day!
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A Message from God
@kanyewest God called and said as soon as you give "him" $1 Billion (dollars - word added as I am unsure as to your educational level or prowess in general understanding), then "he" will surely bless you. Oh, also, "he" said he did not realize that you had absconded with "his" position and that "he" was under the impression you were a backwards lesbian who was (egad) also black! I schooled "him" otherwise. I told "him" that you were an example of what is passing for "men" these days on planet Erf.
P.S. This is how it all works with his select chaps, such as Monsieur Joel Osteen of Houston, Texas fame - you may notice that Joel is Jew and, consequently, one of the "chosen" so that may introduce a slight conundrum for you.
P.S.S. If you're willing to part with any or all of those family members, I can probably get you a decent price.Will Wright is way dead!
@StupidFunWill Hey, Will. You don't actually expect me to believe you WROTE The Sims, do ya? Why the IOS world, then, oh genius? You're Miley!
P.S. I had to Jumbo Tweet due to the last two (2) digits.Rachel Franklin is not awesome sauce!
@EA - Apparently, this sarcastically, humorous, tongue-in-cheek post, along with some serious technical hubris, got me a warning on your forum for the current iteration of The Sims!
As follows and also, apparently, it is against the LBGT-lovers of your company's rules (not that they actually follow anything that does not involve extreme dick sucking, as a sport) to say anything bad or GOSSIP about Ms. Franklin.
Really? Isn't she the Executive Producer of The Sims 4? I would think she'd have thicker skin that this:
This COULD be addressed but, for whatever reason the resident bartender, Rachel "Babs" Franklin has spun with her silly "Glee" minions, it cannot. Well, I call a big fat lie and here is why:
A) The engine that S4 is based on looks a plum of a lot like "The Unreal Engine", which I have in the form of their development kit and, lo and behold, they have such things known as "portal" points. Class, these little ditties are added to a landscape to, wait for it, "portal" your avatar to another location on said landscape, OR, an amazing alternate one! Yes, to be clear, the "point" can actually move your avatar across the vast landscape (no 514 for me, boyos) or even a completely different one that might be REALLY big compared to a 514, for example. Huzzah!
B) I do not believe that Rachel "Babs" has ever 1) Played The Sims before her date of hire; 2) Danced with abandon; 3) Understood one word that any engineer has ever said, not even one; 4) Worn hot pink before her Glee-Fest dance presentation (wildly choreographed like how Taylor Swift fake WOW smiles at the tiniest of things (small pee-pees come to mind)); or, !bada-bum-bum!, 5) Seen a real baby or toddler, and so, does not comprehend what happens when the community, who love to procreate to the tune of uterine trauma, become unbelievably saddened that "Babs" and crew erased TODDLERS! << A Major Life Stage!
The Humanity!
I bought S4 and the drivel that followed. Some prettied up enough to make it interesting. However, it is only interesting for a short time due to the practice, that seems to be commonplace in the EA Sims division these days - object w/a twinge of game play that, at first, appear to be real neat-o until you run through your 4th or 5th pedicure. Since it is not a real one, there is no warm cuddly from overspending on a rather unnecessary personal hygiene routine - one, where a being, who you do not know really well, coddles your tootsies with tools that have likely seen better days in Saigon circa Before The Great Mushroom God bloomed upon our brother Japan.
The loading screens blow. I think that someone, HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED, thought it would be way funny to drive players to insanity by insisting that there are a lot of really smart technical reasons why you all shall suffer, so there, and, also there, and then some.
P.S. I am a world builder and interior designer who torments both The Umbrella Corporation (EA - forget Maxis, I go straight to the meatloaf!) and Bethesda, which shall forever be known as, The Parasol Corporation(!) (because I have been f'n around with Nexus mods and their platforms for ubiquitous reasons, one of which was to buddy-up with some fellas over on their official forum or whatever, and also to take freaky pics in-game so that I am the coolest of all time no matter WHICH game it is - my life goal, don't hate because if you do, I will hate back and then some).
P.plum. Basically, I really enjoy the illegality of a misogynistic video gaming community who mistake hermaphrodites for girls and also, because they continuously surround themselves with these boy-girl things, are not very nice when a tight skirt shimmies by because:
a) They already went hermi
b) They married young and are stuck with Ol' Mrs.... <<<<<< N.B from Jumbotweet: auto-truncated at 4K characters on index page - Click here or on the "view" link to see entire jumbotweet! http://www.jumbotweet.com/ltweets/view/136997Oh, Khloe!
@khloekardashian @amyschumer Khloe, you should look up the words "humor", "comedienne", "celebrity poke", "plastic surgery taken to the most unbelievable extreme", "egotistical family of Jew-acting, money grubbing bitches who like to act above everyone except for that plastic surgery obsession thing and also black guys but thanks for taking them all off our hands".
Basically, I'm really tired of the let's all NOT tear down bitches in a public Twitter whine but in reality, let's act like assholes toward what we deem to be the plebeian public who actually A) Have fucking jobs; B) Live a real life without agents filling their heads full of complete asshole shit; C) Leave the black guys to the Kardashians; D) Realize that a lot of AIDs and Ebola originated in Africa - well, probably all of it but I don't want to offend black people too much, which is basically, an adjunct to item "C". I know you are slow so am feeling altruistic.
Your "sister" Kendall looks like an over-sized, yet prepubescent boy. Word.
Your other "sister", what's that kid's name with the Tyga? Oh, yes, Kylie, also product of two "women". Now, she resembles a young, freakier Kim Kardashian. How much did that chicanery cost?
Before you smack talk, it is my business, you are my business, everything about The Kardashians is all my business as a gossip rag follower and commenter of evil proportions that I am. So say the Jumbo Tweet and all the social media you both love and hate.
Why? Because your clan of entitled dodos are too much to believe. I don't have cable anymore and stay away from TMZ (You tell Perez you are the reason why! You and that stage mother of yours) but you dummies STILL manage to Yahoo yourselves onto my computer screen!
I am fuming about that right this very moment for no reason at all that I can summon.
P.S. A health journey generally does not cost $3,000,000 (or three million dollars for the class of 2015). I would have been more impressed had you spent a modicum of that cash on yourself and that journey while finding some goddamn time to donate something to the world you stand upon rudely.
I'm done chastising you now. If you commit suicide because I upset you so much, I don't even care. How do you like that?
Kim Kardashian is disgustingly stupid
@KimKardashian More has arrived. I wanted you to know directly that you and your clan are insane. I have never seen such a plopped up bunch of wishful wannabees as you blech-y Kardashians and used-to-be Jenners.
Every single one of you is the biggest attention seeking whore bags known to the kingdom of man, God, animals (especially swine, as in dress one up and so forth) and, especially, dwarves...of which I believe you all originate originally.
P.S. None of the aforementioned kingdoms fornicate with backward lesbians such as Kanye "I cannot nor will ever be able sing/perform/do anything worthwhile that isn't handed to me via an audio overlay tape" West. Meaning, we don't date Kenyans. You have erred greatly in this regard.
P.S.S. You are too dwarven to be related to Audrey, Mme Antoinette, or anything in the future. Quit trying to act like it is possible since you are a dwarf clone. Christ, keep your adjuncted ass to yourself with your lousily placed Photoshop Instagrams.
P.S.S.S. Satanists hate you because I said so. I am hoping that Pinhead and his two cohorts come to see you and that lesbian you married along with your whole gang. If Pinhead does show up, there will be no escape, just so you know.JK_Rowling is an Idiot
@jk_rowling Pleased to see you defending Germany's master race in the form of Serena "Steroid" Williams. I can totally understand how that Brit guy mistook Serena for a guy considering Caitlyn Jenner's recent reveal. It can get confusing.
Also, that red dress pic was very nicely selective on your part. Here's another one, which further confuses in that "Serena" appears to be somewhat female in origin but also mannish. This brings up an interesting conundrum in addition to the oft-bandied term, "hermaphrodite".
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/32/14/72/3214723f7f15c107f471d234017c235b.jpg
I fail to see how this jumbo bum was sausaged into that red dress unless "Serena" also uses the same graphics arts rag tag team of editors for Kim Kardashian who try to hide her obvious dwarfism.
Lastly, you compared your husband to the red dressed "Serena". Is it because he is black, as well, or a hermaphrodite, or a cross dresser? You cannot be "in" without one or more of the above three and I am certain your next pretend book writing will pivot on your having drank the gay Guyana kool-aid.
To it!
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