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- #chiste Entra un señor a una tienda de disfraces y le dice al encargado, señor me puede dar una sotana de padre y una máscara de Calderón por favor ? Y el encargado le dice, si claro pero de que se va a disfrazar???? Ahhh pues de REVERENDO PENDEJO jajajajaja
- Abt 10 when I heard Motley Crue (@NikkiSixx) for the first time in '84. I liked them at first b/c the boy I had a crush on liked them. Boys have come and gone but my love for Motley grew! @LiveNation RT: When was the first time you heard your favorite band? Did you like them right away? #FlashbackFriday
- #chiste Primer acto: unos limones atropellan a una persona
Segundo acto: Los mismo limones atropellan a mas personasss
Tercer acto: Los mismo limones atropellan a un chingoooo de personas!!
como se llamo la obra???.............................................................................................................
la arrolladora banda limon #jojojo - Thanks! #FFRT @M_HeartYou #FF (cont.) @treschicstyling - styling #Montreal @lab_creatif - putting our talents on pedestals @rzrachelzoe - America's style guru
- Thanks Love! #FF RT @FollowMarjorie 2/2 ff# @ThomaDaneau @M_HeartYou @Audrwey @Jeans_Stilettos @Arveenah @MaryVipper @angelicakoinis @TresChicStyling @calliope27 @Melaniecity
- RT @impoii: RT @P_arieZ Heechul : “Hello, I’m Yoona’s boyfriend.” / Yoona : “Ah~ OPPA!!” / Heechul : “Ya! I’m right! I’m not your girlfriend, right?”
- RT @polarelle: [Fancam] Super Junior @ LAX 1 http://youtu.be/0qEvOKkbQ_U 2 http://youtu.be/FA16OMt4WmM 3 http://youtu.be/yx3W5n5q5xc [cr: @HypnoticAsia ]
- RT @sujudaily: RT @papaaang: [Fact] the yellow wristband Siwon wear is to Thai King's 60th yaer accession to the throne #sujufact http://twitpic.com/2ktm69
- @hikmahpuasa #kuisiPad2 ibuku jadi ikut kok sayang,tapi dia masih siap2.kan kamu tahu sendiri dia gak segesit dulu.kamu ta'awudz yg banyak yah biar gak kegoda setan.sekarang bantu ibu aja yuk :)
- @hikmahpuasa #kuisiPad2 Astaghfirullah.sabar sedikit lagi ya sayaang.kita kan lagi puasa dan harus nahan marah.coba deh kamu sebut A'uudzu billah mina-syaithaanirrajiim sampe marah kamu redaan.kalo kamu ga bisa sabar itu berarti kamu kalah sama setan.masa kamu mau kalah sama setan cuma gara2 ga sabar nungguin ibu.dia kan kondisinya udah ga sekuat dulu.daripada kamu marah2 trus ngurangin pahala atau malah bikin puasa kamu batal,mending kita bantu ibu biar lebih cepet yuk sayang (sambil senyum)
- @theLizziewade Thank you so much for the compliment! I do write--in a journal that no one ever sees. LOL! Talking about what ifs, at 17 my plan was to move from CT to CA, major in journalism and land a job writing about music or working for a record company. Instead, stayed in CT, majored in education, dropped out of college, moved to MA, married by 23, then went back to school. Now I'm a 36 yr old soccer mom driving the prerequiste mini van & and I do wonder from time to time "What if I had gone there?" (especially during 4 year old tantrums!!--haha) but I know that to have done that I wouldn't have some other things I do now.
- @thelizzywade I think we all do that. It's human nature to ruminating about is how green on the other side. I think the trick is to not let the grass on side of the fence brown & die while we admire our neighbor's.
- @thelizzywade.You're still here. You haven't missed your life. As long as you're breathing life is unfolding. Be open to the mystery even if path is unclear & road foggy ahead.
- @hikmahpuasa Astaghfirullah.sabar sedikit lagi ya sayaang.kita kan lagi puasa dan harus nahan marah.coba deh kamu sebut A'uudzu billah mina-syaithaanirrajiim sampe marah kamu redaan.kalo kamu ga bisa sabar itu berarti kamu kalah sama setan.masa kamu mau kalah sama setan cuma gara2 ga sabar nungguin ibu.dia kan kondisinya udah ga sekuat dulu.daripada kamu marah2 trus ngurangin pahala atau malah bikin puasa kamu batal,mending kita bantu ibu biar lebih cepet yuk sayang (sambil senyum) #kuisiPad2
- @hikmahpuasa Astaghfirullah.sabar sedikit lagi ya sayaang.kita kan lagi puasa dan harus nahan marah.kalo kamu ga bisa sabar itu berarti kamu kalah sama setan.masa kamu mau kalah sama setan cuma gara2 ga sabar nungguin ibu.dia kan kondisinya udah ga sekuat dulu.daripada kamu marah2 trus ngurangin pahala atau malah bikin puasa kamu batal,mending kita bantu ibu biar lebih cepet yuk sayang (sambil senyum) #kuisiPad2
- Good grief, Asha Snow from MFC has turned into a tattletale yet again! And this hasn't been the first time that she's done it. But anyways, here's what she tattletaled me about this time on her Twitter!
And yes, that fucking mis-judgmental asshole, Synical responded as well in his usual "I'm so smart, I have everybody figured out and know everything about everyone on MFC" demeanor again as well.
Asha Snow: "WHYYYYYY. Apparently rockhard made a new name (for the record I suspected it was him) and has been in my room...and I actually was FRIENDLY"
Synical: "oh em geeee - What was name????"
AS: "KratosOtaku."
Synical: "How did you find out?"
AS: "Because we raised tokens for him to get the 3 girl dvd (we did it for like 10ppl in a row at the end). Guess who ain't getting it."
Synical: "Damn, yet another kick in the nuts for not being there :p - and I'm guessing.....him?"
AS: " You're such a good guesser! Yea he sent his mailing address in a mfcmail for me to mail the dvds and it's like...ohh fuck no lol"
Synical: "Wow he was that stupid to give you his address?? wow...That's a whole nother level of moron"
AS: "I only have 60 people to send out the 2 dvd set to...that's alll....*cry* LOL"
Synical: "That's a lucky 60 people!"
AS: "That's 120 dvds lmfao holy shit oh god lol."
Synical: "Well atleast that's two less than when Rockhard was getting em :P"
First off, I AM NOT stupid, I am a very smart and well educated person, thank you very fucking much! 2nd of all, I AM NOT a moron either, so that proves my fact about Synical being a misjudging asshole that goes around assuming that he has everybody on MFC figured out and goes around acting like he's tough shit as well.
And you want to know something else?, he even won the contest where somebody gets to go to Adultcon and hang out with Asha Snow and 2 other models with all expenses paid, airfare, hotel, and a VIP pass to the LA Adultcon at the Los Angeles Convention Center September 10th to the 12th!
Why does such an asshole like him even deserve something like this!? He doesn't even deserve the privilege or the right to be going to this convention for the very same reasons that I've already explained.
Oh well, time for me to retreat back into the shadows and be all stealthy for now!
- If this were Jeopardy circa 1987 the answer would be "I"ll take 'Things @NikkiSixx will never say' for $1000, Alex" LOL! RT :First day of school.....NO more sleeping in for us parents...arghhhhhh :)
- Regarding the "Kristen" virgin comment: IT'S A FAKE
courtesy, Cardinal23 at Robsten Angels
The REAL Kristen never answered that question.
It wasn't asked in an interview or anything.
There is this thing called "form spring" where people can ask you questions and you answer them. There were some naive, and I'm guessing young, girls on twitter asking "Kristen Stewart" questions on formspring and "Kristen Stewart" was answering them. Assuring them that she was in fact Kristen, saying she didn't have a twitter, Facebook etc... only a formspring and she liked it because fans could ask her questions and she could answer them.
here is the link to 'fake Kristen' answering fan questions:
http://www.formspring.me/Kristenstew
Obviously it is complete Bullsh*t, but some fans don't know that and were all excited thinking the real Kristen was answering their questions, and they retweeted all the formspring stuff.
THAT is where the "are you a virgin?" question came from, it was asked to "Kristen" on formspring and "Kristen" answered it.
Not only would Kris not have a formspring, but you can just TELL from the answers that it wasn't her. Also the way "Kristen" spelled all her words was not the American way. Example she spelled it "Favourite" instead of the American way, "favorite."
People are gullible and fall for things that they want to be true, so they run with it and repeat it.
The real Kristen was never actually answered that invasive question, and she never has answered it.
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- No estoy acostumbrada a publicar vainas de este estilo
sabiendo que a ti ya no te las escribo, pero, no hay otra manera.
Desearía haber podido,
aunque fuese solo una vez,
susurrarte palabras de amor al oído.
Estoy segura de que tanto a ti como a mi
nos hubiese gustado que eso así
hubiese sucedido.
Inevitablemente, te amo.
Desde aquél 15 de Marzo
en el año 2009,
desde entonces,
no te he dejado de amar...
Nunca.
Me encantaría no tener que poner este tipo de cosas
Pero uno con el tiempo, no se puede callar lo que el corazón siente o llora.
Y no, no es un estúpido poema, soy yo, reflejada en este silencioso dolor - Keşke olsa bile, yalnızca bir kez, kulağıma aşk sözcükleri fısıldayan, o hem sen ve ben, çok, kaçınılmaz olarak o olmuş isterdi eminim, seni seviyorum olabilir.
- "La accíon divina siempre opera en mi vida. El resultado de cada experiencia es el bien. No hay peligro en crecer." - Louise L Hay
- "Las armas sirven a la maldad. Son las herramientas de aquellos que se oponen a los preceptos de la sabiduría. Usalas solamente como último recurso. Pues la paz y la tranquilidad son apreciadas para el corazón del hombre decente, y para él, incluso una victoria, no es motivo de celebración." - Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
- Las palabras son muy poderosas y pueden convertirse en bendiciones o en armas
letales. Comunicar significa poner una idea en común.
¿Cuál es tu intención?. . . ¿de amor?. . . ¿de juicio?.
...Hoy piensa muy bien antes de hablar, utiliza solamente palabras de luz y
ponlas en la mesa para beneficio del otro.
Recuerda que lo que va. . . regresa. - "Acaba con toda crítica. La crítica es un acto inútil; con ella jamás se consigue nada positivo. No te critiques; quítate ese peso ahora mismo. Tampoco critiques a los demás, ya que los defectos que solemos encrontrar en los demás son meros reflejos de lo que no nos gusta en nosotros mismos. Pensar negativamemte de ... otra persona es una de las mayores causas de limitación en nuestra vida. Sólo nosotros nos juzgamos; ni la Vida, ni Dios, ni el Universo nos juzgan." - Louise L. Hay
- Hoy es un buen día para trabajar con la paciencia.
¡Detente antes de reaccionar!.
Dale una vuelta a la cuadra, cuenta hasta cien.
Aprende a ser el amo de tus emociones.
Recuerda que lo que ves en el otro. . . es tuyo.
...Ten compasión de ti. - En un mundo que parece producir más y más violencia, conviértase en aquel que escoge ser un instrumento de paz. Deje que su naturaleza sea los "caballos" que son criados para labrar los campos, alimentar a los hambrientos, y ofrecer confort a los afligidos o menos afortunados." - Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
- "Confío en el proceso de la vida. Estoy siempre en el lugar adecuado, haciendo lo adecuado en el momento adecuado. Me amo y me apruebo." Louise L. Hay
- "Tú no eres tu padre, ni eres tu madre. No eres ninguno de tus familiares. No eres los maestros que tuviste en la escuela, ni las limitaciones de tus primeras enseñanzas religiosas. Eres tú mismo. Eres especial y único, tienes tus propios talentos y tus propias capacidades. No hay competición ni comparación posibl ...es. Eres digno de tu propio amor y de tu propia aceptación. Eres un ser magnífico. Eres libre. Reconócelo como la nueva verdad sobre ti mismo. Y así es." - Louise L. Hay
- "Sientes que otra persona tiene más que tú. precioso niño? Te imaginas que su crimen impide que tú adquieras aquello que to corazón anhela escuchar y poseer? Esta Plaga de tu mente te mantiene en suspensión, mientras tanto nadas en medio de todo lo que es querido para ti. Pues los productos de la imaginación de la m ...ente egoista son en lo que el mundo se enfoca y, mientras tanto, el amor pasa inadvertido y desapercibido sin poderlo disfrutar." - Doreen Virtue
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