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33-year-old mother and her two daughters, ages eight and two, killed on a Halloween hayride less than three months after her husband died unexpectedly
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3894632/Pictured-33-year-old-mother-two-daughters-ages-eight-two-killed-Halloween-hayride-three-months-husband-died-unexpectedly.html551 chars, < 1 min read -
Sweden declares WWII hero Raoul Wallenberg officially dead 71 years after he vanished in mysterious circumstances having helped 20,000 Jews escape the Holocaust
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3890472/Sweden-declares-hero-Wallenberg-officially-dead.html416 chars, < 1 min read -
Scavenger robot EATS organic matter: Soft-bodied foraging droid could be used to clean up contaminated water
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3894132/Scavenger-robot-EATS-organic-matter-Soft-bodied-foraging-droid-used-clean-contaminated-water.html
AND MAYBE THEY EAT PEOPLE TOO?502 chars, < 1 min read -
Microsoft accuses Google of putting its customers at risk after search firm publicly exposed dangerous Windows 10 flaw being exploited by hackers
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3893260/Google-exposes-DANGEROUS-Windows-10-bug-Microsoft-not-happy-hackers-exploiting-flaw.html
TRUTH HURTS.
I DON'T WANT WINDOWS 10.
MY ANTI-VIRUS PROGRAMS REFUSED TO INSTALL SOME UPDATES FROM MICROSOFT607 chars, < 1 min read -
Pipeline worker is killed and several people injured in Alabama gas explosion which could lead to energy shortages
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3891584/Injuries-reported-blast-near-Birmingham.html
#AGENDA21368 chars, < 1 min read -
Body of Texas State freshman is found wedged beneath shuttle bus 14 hours after she was struck and dragged 500 feet during off-campus frat party
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3894740/Body-Texas-State-freshman-wedged-beneath-shuttle-bus-14-hours-struck-dragged-500-feet-campus-frat-party.html511 chars, < 1 min read -
Google boss Eric Schmidt drew up campaign plan - and she met Uber, Airbnb and Lyft executives for private 'roundtable'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3895102/Clinton-s-Silicon-Valley-secrets-Google-boss-Eric-Schmidt-drew-campaign-plan-met-Uber-Airbnb-Lyft-executives-private-roundtable.html
SHAKE DOWN !550 chars, < 1 min read -
How Hillary Clinton massaged 'embarrassed' Huma Abedin's shoulders at an intimate Chappaqua get-together and jealous Chelsea treats Huma with undisguised contempt - when her mother isn't around
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3891194/How-Hillary-Clinton-massaged-embarrassed-Huma-Abedin-s-shoulders-intimate-Chappaqua-jealous-Chelsea-treats-Huma-undisguised-contempt.html618 chars, < 1 min read -
All-Star Mets pitcher Jeurys Familia arrested for domestic violence one month after starring in anti-domestic violence campaign
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3895108/NY-Mets-pitcher-faces-domestic-violence-charge-New-Jersey.html402 chars, < 1 min read -
India's sickening over-the-counter trade in GANG RAPE videos where customers pay 12p for footage of real sex attacks on women and children to watch on their phone
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3894060/India-s-sickening-counter-trade-GANG-RAPE-videos-customers-pay-12p-footage-real-sex-attacks-women-children-watch-phone.html
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Dallas realtor was shot dead in front of her daughter in Medieval Times parking lot 'while trying to sell the girl's iPhone7 through OfferUp app'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3893968/Dallas-realtor-shot-dead-daughter-Medieval-Times-parking-lot-trying-sell-girl-s-iPhone7-OfferUp-app.html504 chars, < 1 min read -
Escort accused of extorting Eliot Spitzer covers her face as she is indicted on multiple counts for her '$400,000 shakedown of disgraced politician'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3895014/Nowhere-hide-Eliot-Spitzer-s-extortion-escort-covers-face-indicted-multiple-counts-400-000-shakedown-disgraced-politician.html
REMEMBER THE DC MADAME?579 chars, < 1 min read -
A THIRD of women cannot afford cancer treatment: Cost of drugs mean overwhelming number of female patients cannot afford to keep the disease at bay
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3895198/A-women-afford-cancer-treatment-Cost-drugs-mean-overwhelming-number-female-patients-afford-disease-bay.html
#AGENDA21 #TheyWantUsDead546 chars, < 1 min read -
Clinton campaign chairman Podesta boasted that Justice Department official who is now in charge of keeping congress informed of email probe 'kept me out of jail'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3894484/Clinton-campaign-chairman-boasted-Justice-Department-official-charge-keeping-congress-informed-email-probe-kept-jail.html555 chars, < 1 min read -
33528/31-10-20156 Δ΄ Κατανομή ποσού 25.000.000,00€ από τους ΚΑΠ 2016, σε όλους τους Δήμους, κάλυψης λειτουργικών δαπανών των σχολείων.
http://tinyurl.com/hxo8y8y243 chars, < 1 min read -
Obama: If Hillary Wins, They'll Call Her Moody
RUSH: Obama was on a TV show called... You Wouldn't Want to See Me Full Frontal by Samantha Bee? Isn't that the name of the show? You Wouldn't Want to See Me Full Frontal by Samantha Bee? (interruption) Oh, "Full Frontal"? Yeah, but it must be You Wouldn't Want to See Me Full Frontal by Samantha Bee? Anyway, Obama was on that show. You know what he said? If Hillary is elected, people are gonna learn and describe her as "moody." Now, why in the world...? That's not an endorsement.
He's telling this babe that hosts this show (impression), "Yeah, well, you know, uh, if -- if Hillary wins, uh, people's reaction to her is they're gonna call her 'moody.'" What is that? (interruption) They're gonna get...? (interruption) Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! He was characterizing the way she was gonna be criticized, not characterizing his view of her. Oh. Okay. I'm glad you told me that 'cause I don't watch If You Saw Me in Full Frontal You Wouldn't Want to Watch with Samantha Bee. I actually thought that he was her under the bus with that comment.
So what he's actually saying is that if she wins they're gonna describe her as constantly on her period. That's what he's saying. Meaning (impression): "Just like they were telling me I wasn't born here, they wouldn't let the birther thing go, they're gonna talk Hillary constantly whining and moaning and being moody," meaning she's on her... Okay, fine. It's still not an endorsement. I mean, of all things when you're on You Wouldn't Want to See Me Full Frontal by Samantha Bee why wouldn't you say, "Oh, yes, Hillary's going to be great! When Hillary's elected, she's gonna just continue sticking it to 'em like I have, instead of saying, 'Nah, people are gonna call her moody.'"
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/obama-full-frontal-interview-2305822,020 chars, ≈ 1 mins read -
FBI Pulls Hard Drive from Weiner's Computer
RUSH: The FBI has pulled the hard drive out of that laptop. They've pulled the hard drive from the Huma and Anthony Weiner hard drive, for the purpose of examining Huma's work emails. There are Huma Abedin work emails on that laptop, after she had told everybody she had turned over everything. So that's the red flag here. So they have pulled the hard drive. That is one thing.
http://nypost.com/2016/11/01/huma-abedin-learned-fbi-was-looking-at-her-emails-from-the-press/681 chars, < 1 min read -
The Ex-Mrs. George Lakoff (Rhymes With): Clinton Emailgate Is an Attack on All Women
RUSH: Do you remember George Lakoff (rhymes with)? His divorced wife, a 74-year-old woman named Robin has a piece in TIME Magazine: "Hillary Clinton's Emailgate Is an Attack on All Women," and I get blamed in this. I'm gonna share this with you exin half hour. It's a riot. It's hilarious, and I think it shows the depths to which they've sunk to try to explain things.
BREAK TRANSCRIPT
RUSH: I mentioned Robin Lakoff, the divorced wife of George Lakoff (rhymes with), who was a linguistics specialist for the Democrats, gave them the words they should use. This babe has weighed in an article in TIME magazine on how Hillary ought to go about dealing with her opposition. She's a professor of linguistics at California Berkeley, the author of Language and Woman's Place. And she said: "It's not about emails; it's about public communication by a woman."
originalWrites Lakoff (rhymes with): "I am mad. I am mad because I am scared. And if you are a woman, you should be, too. Emailgate is a bitch hunt, but the target is not Hillary Clinton. It’s us. The only reason the whole email flap has legs is because the candidate is female. Can you imagine this happening to a man? Clinton is guilty of SWF (Speaking While Female), and emailgate is just a reminder to us all that she has no business doing what she’s doing and must be punished, for the sake of all decent women everywhere. There is so much of that going around.
"The people are demanding Clinton act like moral exemplars, thundering from the pulpit like Jonathan Edwards or Cotton Mather. But Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Chris Christie, Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh and their many conservative friends are not remotely Clinton’s moral superiors. They are simply bullies, using gender discrimination to give a veneer of plausibility to their accusations."
So we oppose Hillary 'cause she's out of place. She's a woman and she needs to be in the kitchen and barefoot and pregnant -- envision that if you can -- that's what this woman says. She's a loon. She's 74 years old. She's George Lakoff's divorced wife, and she's obviously touched. That Hillary is in trouble because she speaks bitch. (interruption) Speaks bitch? Well, what that means is that misogynists don't like a woman who speaks her mind, a nag, and that's what Hillary is, and she's a gotta be shut up for that reason. It's totally sexism.
Hillary's not in trouble for anything she did breaking the law, emails or whatever. It's a bunch of bullies who don't want Hillary to have power because she's a woman. That's what this babe thinks and she's advising the Hillary campaign on how to deal with this. I hope they listen to her.
http://time.com/4551711/hillary-clinton-emailgate/2,981 chars, ≈ 2 mins read -
Clinton Owns It All
RUSH: A piece by A.B. Stoddard, formerly of TheHill.com, now at Real Clear Politics: "Clinton Owns It All," meaning all of this is her fault. Don't try to blame it on Comey or anybody else.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2016/10/31/clinton_owns_it_all_132205.html438 chars, < 1 min read -
Hillary Staffers Knew Weiner Was Sexting Underage Girls Five Years Ago
RUSH: In another story, U.K. Daily Mail: "Hillary Clinton Staffers Knew FIVE YEARS AGO That [Anthony] Weiner Was Talking to Underage Girl," that he was sexting, "But Did Nothing About It -- Hillary Clinton's staffers knew as early as 2011 that Anthony Weiner had been messaging an underage girl, but they did nothing about it, according to WikiLeaks emails published Monday.
"John Podesta - now chair of Clinton's presidential campaign -- and Neera Tanden, another adviser, were forwarded news of an investigation into Weiner's online contact with a 17-year-old Delaware high school student by Jennifer Palmieri, the current campaign communications director, in June 2011," and they did nothing about it. Huma's boyfriend... I don't know how long they been married. Huma's boyfriend or husband, whatever, was sexting with a 17-year-old, the Hillary campaign knew it at the time he was married to Huma, "who is now at the center of fresh FBI investigation," buh, buh, buh, buh.
"The email detailed lurid claims of private messages to an underage girl being investigated by police -- and was met with the response 'oof' by Podesta," meaning they didn't do anything about it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3890748/Clinton-s-inner-circle-knew-FIVE-YEARS-AGO-Anthony-Weiner-talking-underage-girl-did-it.html1,606 chars, < 1 min read
