[b]A MINI-FIC by Scan[/b] Jella VS Rob


(((THUMP)))) [i]From floor....[/i]((MEOW!!! HISSSSS))

Kris: (groggy) ((((ROB!!! STOP!!)))

Rob: (sounding equally groggy) What?!!

[i]Jella hops up again, and is again, carefully nudged over the side by a large bare size 12 foot.[/i]

(THUMP!) [i]Angry caterwauling ensues...[/i]

Kris: Rob!! Stop it!! I'm not kidding, that is so not nice - just let him up.

Rob: No, he'll scratch me privates like last time.

Kris: Well, go put some bottoms on, and then let him up.

Rob: No. (pouts) They chafe.

Kris: What's worse chafing or claws?

Rob: (Sighs heavily) Oh, alright. (Gets up)

Jella, seeing an opportunity, leaps in Rob's warm cozy spot, purring and rolling on his pillow.

Rob: This is so wrong.

Kris: (Scratching Jella's head) Hey bb, good morning. (loud purring)

Rob: (sighs) I'll go make coffee.

Jella: Hee. I'll have extra cream Roberto.

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