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Early Morning MINI-FIC fr Scan

*(Inspired by the tweet about what was going on w/ the stew parents during the Belward makeout scene and the audience's subsequent orgasmic screaming, lolol)

Kristen: Flip, come on...the lights are going down inside.

Rob: Just one second love, I need something from the refreshment stand.

Kris: Okay, hurry!

Rob gets what he needs, rushes back inside, squeezes Kristen's waist, and takes his seat.

*(1 hour into the film later...Jacob is seen manhandling Bella into a sloppy smootch onscreen. Some cheers, but mostly jeers are heard throughout the audience. The Pattinson sisters are almost sliding out of their chairs in laughter. Soon everyone is in giggling in the cast section of the theater.)

Tay whispers to agent....

Taylor: I don't get what's so f*cking funny.

Agent: It's Pattinson.

Taylor looks over at Rob, who is sitting upright in his chair, soda in hand, but with an extra large empty popcorn bucket over his head, that he's obtained for just this particular part of the movie, of course.

Rob: Tap me when he's done molesting you.

Kris: Oh Flippy.