Great news for Joe McElderry fans: he's set to release a NEW SINGLE written by himself and based on his searingly honest interviews with the Sun* in December 2009 and the Mirror** in July 2010. Here's a sneak preview of what will surely be a smash hit:

'I'm a straight and honest guy'

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm not gay,
I kiss all night and I sing all day.
I hang around in gay bars
and kiss guys in pj's.

Oh... I'm a lumberjack and I'm not gay
I kiss all night and I sing all day.
I walk in woods with boyfriends
and cuddle on settees.

Oh... I'm a lumberjack and I'm not gay
I kiss all night and I sing all day.
I wear tight jeans and booties
just like my dear papa"

*http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/2772272/Joe-McElderry-had-no-spark-with-Jordan.html
**http://t.co/uM0WTDY

And now for something completely different - the TRUTH from Sean Ryan: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3077275/Joe-McElderrys-first-gay-kiss-talks-to-Sun.html