Rob: Jella, now remember what I told you. They don't allow cats in malls. You have to pretend to be a baby wrapped in this binkie that I'm holding. Now make a baby noise.
Jella: meow.
Rob: A baby noise, Jella.
Jella: meeeooowww.
Rob: For the love of -
Tom: Like this Jella, 'waaah.'
Jella: meow...waaah.
Rob: Oh it's useless, just don't say anything Jella. Not a peep.
Jella: Peep.
Rob: I mean it!
Jella: Oh, alright. You better buy me a toy for this while we're in there, and I want an ice cream cone - two scoops. Dad? DAD?!
Rob: (sigh) Deal.
Jella: Hee. Why are we stopping anyway, we were almost to Mom!
Rob: I need fresh underpants and socks, Mom will kill me if I come in there funking up her hotel room.
Jella: Thank GOD. I was being asphyxiated in the back seat sitting next to your dirty laundry. We should burn the whole lot.
Rob: Shhh. Here comes a sales lady! Hello, mam - can you direct me to the men's department.
Jella: My Dad needs new underpants lady, in a bad way!
Rob: Oh my GO- Jella!! Shhh!!!
Sales lady: Oh how precious, your baby is so tiny to be talking so early.
Tom: Yeah, he was a preemie. He's just small for his age.
Jella: Am not.
Tom: Are too.
Jella: Am NOT!
Sales lady: (laughs) Oh! Are you two together (looks at Rob and Tom)...? Is this your baby?
Jella: Bahaha! Yeah lady, they're 'my two Dads.' Hahahaha. Wait til I tell Mom! Hahahaha! (rolling on Rob's shoulder).
Rob: Jella Shhhh!!
Sales lady: What an intelligent infant - may I see him?
Rob & Tom: NO!!!
Rob: I'm sorry Mam - no, he's got a slight cold, a-and he's very shy.
Jella: aah-choo.
Sales lady: Oh bless you honey. (Rubs Jella's head thru the blanket. Jella purrs). Oh my, he purred!!
Tom: Yeah, we have a cat at home, and the kid has taken to impersonating him.
Jella: UNDERPANTS, LADY! Where are they?!
Sales lady: (jumps) Yes! Oh! Right this way!
Jella: No thongs.
Tom: No bikinis.
(Tom and Jella laugh)
Rob: Shut. UP. You two are so immature.
Jella: Hey Lady, where's the ice cream department?