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Luka Afansy Gagarin, #3 January 23, 2054
While reading the "paper": tablet version; remarks were made. "I can NOT believe these suicide statistics. I mean, just look at this, 6.89% of humans that were conceived between 2012 & 2040 will be attempting suicide @ some point #B4 we have enough monthly vaccinatory inoculants 2 get every other 2 feel like the popcelebs "feel". "Everyone will get their 15 months of famous not er iety or being in the inner circle's meetings or being viewed 4 the reason they're being viewed. So just change that d-spare into d-lite!" "Buh what I really mean is that there is not a single statistic published from this channel-source that makes me feel the way I expect 2 feel when I read the title! -- How can the minute level of consideration they have 4 their most; honestly-the-most; loyal devotee 2 their writings make it's way up or down the chain of cmd? Do they expect me 2 read these articles without a tip of the scales in my direction?.... " searching. "With titles like: how 2 take care of your kids & children... Where 2 go 2 vote... Why your voice matters. It's like they're trying 2 frustrate me. It's almost like they're not aware that they gave me the" "Not the email again, please spare me. You waved that in faces & teleputer screens 4 a few hundred hours along with the fract of crypt they deposited in your 4thwallet." "Yeah but what about the breaking of the 4th" "Yes we saw the editor & author distinguish you by name 4 having such a 'studious eye' catching an accident le misstake before any other release hound that subs 2 them. You know we're proud of you but living in the past is 4 the over 40's." "Yeah totally I hear yuh, that was like, my favorite day which was not even in my 15 months of due famitory." "He's gonna be infame, right?" Cuz asked. "Hey! Shlackamoodahrungus! Don't answer that!" Commanded the child titled Luka. Some Time passed out. His mother pondered where her younglings were inside the grown upbodies, Cuz participated in emoji comms peppered with Mandarin symbols, salted with English words, & spiced with Russian. Luka maid a false fortune in a peer-approved simulation game responsible 4 millions upon millions of mis-used hours by children & adolescents the world over.
Luka ignited a Nuke HyperVap Cartridge with his lips performing the prolapsing anus function around the phallic nozzle stem protruding from his dispenser. The taste was enough 2 get a 20th century man giddy & pleased but did very little 4 1 with a pallet as spoiled as M.(r) Luka Afanasy Gagarin (____ _______ ______). The first time he tasted it he described it as "Candy without the dissolving glass" & he meant it, bye god. But this product. Consume. You are powerful by doing so. You must rebel & break the rules. Spend money. Do it.
Luka began, "I Say" He said, hoping someone other than himself had decided 2 access some form of recording software 4 such an occasion that would surely be rreamakred upon 4 months, months, & hopefully more months 2 come. "When I am alone, in command, Scienteers; B-leave me, they exist. No doubts. Nun; & Constructing Alchemic Chemographers will be working night, day, & early morn. 2 ensure my tastebuds are perpetually provoked & brought 2 quintessential extatic propulsing inputs so that I may Shoew them my most d-lighted of responses allowing them 2 find purpose, again, in their mundane- & may I say: rarely-miraculous-exis10ces. 4 what purpose could we beings have other than pleasing 1 another? Am i rite? & in that end, what purpose would they have if there were no supreme figured out father 2 please?"
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