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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
(Examiner taking practical of sardar ) -
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
(Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya) -
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho …
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY …. =P =D
(ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY) -
Santa Really Rocks.
This Is An Example How.
Maths Teacher- How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally
Santa-Juice Bana K Madam
(Santa really rocks) -
In An African Safari,
A LION Suddenly Bounced
On Santa’s Wife.
WIFE: Shoot Him Now!
Shoot Him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.
I’m Changing The Battery Of
My Camera. =P =D
(Lion suddenly bounced on santas wife) -
Police:Car Gas Par Hai
Santa:No
Police:Petrol Par
Santa:No
Police: Diesel Par
Santa:No
Police: Phir Kis Par Hai
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Santa: Installment Par Hai
G.
(Police :car gas par hai) -
Newly Weded Srdr Couple’s Luv words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H
Sdr in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho -
Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly.
Friend Asked: Why R U Writing So Slowly?
Sardar: Im Writing 2 My 6 Year Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast. -
Race Dekhte Howe Sardar Ne Dosre Se Pocha
Inaam Kis Ko Milega.?
2nd: Sub se Aage Wale Ko.
Sardar: To Phir Peche Wale KyUn Bhag Rahe Hain..??? :D -
Race Dekhte Howe Sardar Ne Dosre Se Pocha
Inaam Kis Ko Milega.?
2nd: Sub se Aage Wale Ko.
Sardar: To Phir Peche Wale KyUn Bhag Rahe Hain..??? :D -
Ap Bohat Khoobsurat,
Khush Mizaj,
Mohabbat Karne Wale.
Aur Mehnti Ho.
Chal Hun Teri Vaari..
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Jab Udas Ho To GunGuna Lena Mujh, KO
Jab Tumara Koi Na Bane To
Apna Bana Lena Mujh, KO
Kabhi Agar Socho K Tum Se Ziyada Tumen Kon Chahata
Hai,
To Apne Naam K Sath Phir Se Dohara Lena Mujh, KO
Hansne K Liye To Mil Jayen Ge Hazaron Tum Ko,
Jab Rone K Liye Na Mile Koi Kandha To Bula Lena Mujh KO. -
Chand Phir Udaas Hai,
Ajnabi Si Rahoon Mein,
Dooor Tak Nigahon Mein ,
Be’Rukhi Ka Mausam Hai ..
Aaj Phir Nigahoon Ko !
Beetay Pall Ki Payas Hai..
Phir Raha Hun Darbadar’
Moujzay Ki Aas
Hai…
Aisa Lagta Hai Jaisay,
Chand Phir Udaas Hai..
Baat To Karay
Koi,
Saath To Chalay Koi,
Khamoshi Ka Pehra Hai..
Zakhm Dil Ka Gehra Hai..
Aisa Lagta Hai Jaisay ,
Chand Phir Udaas Hay .. -
“MERA ASASA”-.
Kuch Waaday Qasmein,Yaaden Thein,
Kuch Qehqahey Thay Faryaaden Thein,
Kuch Aansu Thay Jo Bahaye Thay,
Kuch Dhokay Thay Jo Khaye Thay,
Kuch Lehjon Ki Parchhaiyan Thein,
Kuch Dil Ko Rog Lagaye Thay,
Ab Paas Hamare Kuch B Nahi,
Ab Aas K Maaray Kuch B Nahi,
Bas..
Yaadon Ki Zanjeerain Hein,
Kuch Rang Urri Tasvere Hain,
Kuch Lafz Miti Tehrere Hein,
Ek Dil Jo Deed Ka Pyaasa Hai,
Bas Yehi.
“MERA ASASA”
Hai. -
Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.
Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.
juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,
Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.
(Dil Khush sms) -
Do U Remember The Day
We Travel In The Car
I Put My Monkey Out of The Window
U Put UR Face Out Then People
Start Shouting
“Twins Twins” -
Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan jati ha,
chen khota ha, Dil rota ha…!
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Girl: Check krwale Beta dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy -
Dil Ka Bhola Hy
Tabiyat Ka Bara Hi Sada
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Rassi Tor K Aaya Hy Tera SHAHZADA
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2 Sardar Rastey Par
1st Sardar Bike Par
2nd Sardar Prado Mein
1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai??
Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai ??
Prado Wala Nahi Phir Jawab Nahi Diya
1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya…
2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhe Hai?
1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D -
Hospital Ka Amla Sheikh K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.
Logon N Pocha Kya Hua
Doctor:
4 Bar Aisa Hua
Ye Dimagh K Operation K
Bhaney Aata Hai
or
Tind Karwa K Bhag Jata Ha… -
Wife:
Jaanu Kash Aap Sms Hotay,
Main Aap Ko Save Karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-Man, Kaash Tum Ring Tone Hoti,
Main Her Haftay Tumhe Change Karta… -
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh…..
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Kuch Samajh Mein Aya??
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Nahi Na?
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Kadi Thandi Coke Peeti Hovay Te Pata Lagy Na..
(‘.”)/ Lal Sharbat
<).( Peen Waleyo! -
Agar Apko Afsos Hy K Apki Life
Main Apka Koi Intazar
Karne Wala Nahi Hai.
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To 1 Kam Karen,
30 Mint K Leye
Bathroom Main Ja Kar
Beth jayen.
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Koi Na KOi Bahir Intazar Zaroor Karyga.
(“,)
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O Nikal Nahi To Meri Nikal Jay Gi. -
Pani Mein Gira Rumal To Rumal Gila Hai,
Asman Mein Dekha To Asman Bhi Nila Hai,
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Muhabbat To Sub Karty Hain Par.
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Main Karon To Salaaa Character Dheela Hai… -
Dilchasp Duaen”
Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada Hansty Muskraty Raho,
Aj Wo Pagal Khany Mein Hai…
Ajmal Ko Dua Mili K Dunia Tere Ishary Pr Chaly ,
Aj Wo traffic Constable Hai…
Tipu ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Mein Phol Khilty Rahen ,
Aj Wo School Mein Mali Hai…
Bublo Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkty Raho ,
Aj Bablo K Sar Pe 1 B Bal Nai Hai…
Najma Ko Dua Mili K Hamesha Logon K Dokh Dard Mein Kam Aao,
Aj Wo Nurse Hai…
Ap Bolo Apko Kon C Dua Di Jae ?
Bara Kehty Ho K Duaan Mein Yaad Rakhna… -
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waqt ki qardr us admi se pocho jo bathroom ke bahr khara ho or us ko haza ki bimari ho or andar bethe admi ko kabz ho
hanso mat waqt ki qadr karo
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hello friends aj me ap ko ye sihkaon ga ke ap apna Tv remote check kare ke wo kam karta he ke nai
apna Tv remote ki tip yani uper light ko aik mobile camera se dakhe yani ke mobile camera us per focas car ke mobile screen par dekhe or remote ka koi button Press karain ap ko light jalti hoi nazar aye gi
its mean your remote is working -
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Q K sab ko pata tha ke jo
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