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- Anyone notice that Trump did not tweet anything about Hillary today? Normally he would have been all over it...There's a reason for that...he knows what is wrong with her and his new team is keeping a muzzle on him until they figure out the right time to reveal it...Maybe the debate???...Maybe some other time...But just remember who told you.
Nobody Works
NOBODY WORKS!!!
To begin with, each year contains 365 days.
Now, nobody works 24 hours per day so we’ll subtract 8 hours of sleep per day, which adds up to up to 122 days we’re not working.
So, 365 days minus 122 days equals 243 days available to work.
Another 8 hours per day to eat, watch TV, relax with the kids, study, etc,, subtracts another 122 days from the 243 we have left from that sleeping. So now we’ve only got 121 days available to work.
There are 52 Sundays in each year, and for the sake of argument, we’ll say nobody works then either. So, 121 minus our 52 Sundays leaves 69 days for working.
Give us 52 Saturdays off and we’re left with only 17 available days.
But most of us get a week’s vacation, as well, so subtract that 7 days. That leaves only 10 days left to work.
Oh, I almost forgot: an hour for lunch, times 365 equals 9 days subtracted from the 10 days left, and that only leaves 1 day to work!
And, that day is Labor Day—when nobody works!Super Bowl
OMG, UNBELIEVABLE TIMING...!! A friend of mine has tickets for the 2017 Super bowl. Box seats plus airfares and hotel accommodation, but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding - so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's Church in New York City at 5 PM. Her name's Brenda. She will be the one in the white dress... - Tommy ZmanHillary's Day
Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth," he says.
"And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks.
"I have three questions," he says.
"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
"And, third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time.
Who has a question?"
A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up.
Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.
"Johnny," he says.
"And what is your question, Johnny?" she asks.
"I have five questions," he says.
"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
"Third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?
"Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
"And, fifth -- where's Kenneth?"- Worst Excuses Department...NBA player Pau Gasol playing for Spain in the Olympics after a semi-final loss to the USA ..."I just (feel) like if we had been a little sharper with our shots, if we would have moved the ball a little better, if we would have boxed out more, and make it a two or three possession game, then you're talking about a whole different story" He could have simply said "If we had scored 7 more points we would have won"
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