RandyCromwell's JumboTweets
Hard Choices
Those poor nuns were so hard up in the cloister that they were reduced to making their own dildos, out of anything and everything that came to hand. As expected, they found their way to the kitchen and started sculpting them out of the Swiss Gruyère and the like, and then even practiced giving head on them. So yes, the nuns blew cheeses.Read between the fines...
Call Mexicans rapists?
Fine.
Call for a shutdown of Muslim immigrants?
Fine.
Propose deportation force?
Fine.
Run a campaign completely without specifics?
Fine.
Run a phony university?
Fine.
Four bankruptcies?
Fine.
Antitrust violations?
Fine.
Pretend to be own publicist?
Fine.
Don't release tax returns?
Fine.
Praise dictators?
Fine.
Invite hostile actors to hack opponents?
Fine.
Encourage violence at rallies?
Fine.
Make fun of a reporter's disability?
Fine.
Insult a war hero senator?
Fine.
Start a fight with a gold star family?
Fine.
Support torture and "a hell of a lot worse?"
Fine.
Insinuate the assassination of opponent?
Fine.
Run modeling agency with illegal immigrants?
Fine.
Marital rape?
Fine.
Hire white nationalist as campaign CEO?
Fine.
Tell black people they live in hell?
Fine.
Women should be punished for abortion?
Fine.
Consider global warming a Chinese conspiracy?
Fine.
Respond to tragedies with self-congratulation?
Fine.
Be a birther for 5 years?
Fine.
Jilt small business owners time and time and time and time again?
Fine.
Brag about penis size at debate?
Fine.
Discriminate against judges for their heritage?
Fine.
Lie about charitable contributions?
Fine.
Propose war crimes like killing innocents?
Fine.
Propose war crimes like stealing oil?
Fine.
Refuse to rule out nuclear attacks?
Fine.
Pay personal debts with charity money?
Fine.
Fantasize about fucking own daughter?
Fine.
Don't understand nuclear triad?
Fine.
Hire staffers with connections to dictators?
Fine.
Propose destroying NATO over bill paying?
Fine.
Believe in genetic superiority?
Fine.
Throw a baby out of a rally?
Fine.
Zero newspaper endorsements?
Fine.
Zero endorsements from any living president of either party?
Fine.
Tweetstorms insulting women for weight gain?
Fine.
Check out sex tape?
Fine.
Brag about sexual assault?
...
While using the word PUSSY?
NUH-UH BROTHER NO WAY MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT THE GUY WHO WANTS MANDATORY FETUS FUNERALS AT THE TOP OF THE TICKET INSTEAD
(by Nat Cassidy via Liza Colón-Zayas)Read between the fines.
(by Nat Cassidy via Liza Colón-Zayas)
Call Mexicans rapists?
Fine.
Call for a shutdown of Muslim immigrants?
Fine.
Propose deportation force?
Fine.
Run a campaign completely without specifics?
Fine.
Run a phony university?
Fine.
Four bankruptcies?
Fine.
Antitrust violations?
Fine.
Pretend to be own publicist?
Fine.
Don't release tax returns?
Fine.
Praise dictators?
Fine.
Invite hostile actors to hack opponents?
Fine.
Encourage violence at rallies?
Fine.
Make fun of a reporter's disability?
Fine.
Insult a war hero senator?
Fine.
Start a fight with a gold star family?
Fine.
Support torture and "a hell of a lot worse?"
Fine.
Insinuate the assassination of opponent?
Fine.
Run modeling agency with illegal immigrants?
Fine.
Marital rape?
Fine.
Hire white nationalist as campaign CEO?
Fine.
Tell black people they live in hell?
Fine.
Women should be punished for abortion?
Fine.
Consider global warming a Chinese conspiracy?
Fine.
Respond to tragedies with self-congratulation?
Fine.
Be a birther for 5 years?
Fine.
Jilt small business owners time and time and time and time again?
Fine.
Brag about penis size at debate?
Fine.
Discriminate against judges for their heritage?
Fine.
Lie about charitable contributions?
Fine.
Propose war crimes like killing innocents?
Fine.
Propose war crimes like stealing oil?
Fine.
Refuse to rule out nuclear attacks?
Fine.
Pay personal debts with charity money?
Fine.
Fantasize about fucking own daughter?
Fine.
Don't understand nuclear triad?
Fine.
Hire staffers with connections to dictators?
Fine.
Propose destroying NATO over bill paying?
Fine.
Believe in genetic superiority?
Fine.
Throw a baby out of a rally?
Fine.
Zero newspaper endorsements?
Fine.
Zero endorsements from any living president of either party?
Fine.
Tweetstorms insulting women for weight gain?
Fine.
Check out sex tape?
Fine.
Brag about sexual assault?
...
While using the word PUSSY?
NUH-UH BROTHER NO WAY MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT THE GUY WHO WANTS MANDATORY FETUS FUNERALS AT THE TOP OF THE TICKET INSTEAD