grantwenglish1's JumboTweets
- Co-Worker: Hey man! How are things?
Me: Things are great!
Narrator: Things were not great. Grant had slept a total of 3 hours the night before due to his crippling insomnia, and was currently contemplating how difficult it would be to escape out of a window in order to return home to the safety of his bed.
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