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- I'm looking after my nephew today and I had to agree not to spoil him. So, I'm keeping him in the freezer :D:P
- My girlfriend is worried I'm becoming a workaholic. So, I made a 42-slide Powerpoint presentation to convince her otherwise :D:P
- The e-mail you sent me said "confidential", so I decided not to read it :D:P
- If I receive a memo, I ignore it. If it's marked "urgent", I ignore it immediately :D:P
- I drink to forget how much of my life I’ve wasted on drinking :D:P
- I drink to forget how much of my life I’ve wasted on drinking :D:P
- The wife says: I'm not yelling! The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! :D:P
- If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? :D:P
- The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious :D:P
- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death :D:P
- In 21st century, deleting History is more important than creating one :D:P
- A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one :D:P
- Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account? A: At a blood bank :D:P
- Never laugh at your wife's choice... you are one of them. Neither be proud of your choice... your wife is one of them :D:P
- Confucius says "Love one another". If that doesn't work, just interchange the last two words :D:P
- Freedom is nothing without unlimited internet :D:P
- Posting less in facebook? Don't be proud you have a life! It could be that even facebook has barred you :D:P
- If Stupidity were contagious them most of us would have been Paris Hilton by now :D:P
- There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes :D:P
- Ever seen the Hulk cry? Chuck Norris has :D:P
- Egomania: a disease that makes everyone sick except the carrier :D:P
- Brain: the device with which you think you think :D:P
- "In everything we do, our own thoughts can help us succeed, or they can help us fail. Maintain a positive attitude." - Catherine Pulsifer
Hope you had and are having great Tuesday dear Buddies :) - "When you want something, you have to be willing to pay your dues." - Les Brown
- Imagine living with 3 wives and never leaving the house for 5 years... I think Osama called the US Navy Seals himself
- "Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." - T.S. Eliot
- History always tells a story. Which is why you must clear it before the wife uses the internet :P:P:P
- If you are alone, I'll be your shadow, If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder, if you're not happy, I'll be your smile. If you need me I'll always be there
- Never hold a grudge-it takes up too much time n energy. Live life with a song in your mind, a smile on your face and love in your heart!
- I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my Girlfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV :P:P:P
- You got one shot, one chance, one opportunity to live your life; so don't hold back, risk it all, and live each day as if it was your last day to live.
- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it :P:P:P
- Hope is an anchor and love is the ship, time is an ocean and life is a trip
- What i do for peace?
I always watch my wedding video in reverse & I love the end when she...takes the ring off,goes out,jumps in the car and heads back to her fathers home....
How peaceful !!!! :P:P:P:P
- has realized that sometimes when you get knocked down you have to learn to pick yourself up, dust yourself off and just know that...things WILL get better.
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