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İrem Derici Hadi Gel Şarkı Sözleri
İrem Derici Hadi Gel Şarkı Sözleri >>> http://www.sozlerisozu.net/2018/02/irem-derici-hadi-gel-sarki-sozleri.html -
6ΧΒΚΗ-9ΣΜ - Οδηγίες για την εφαρμογή των διατάξεων των άρθρων 8, 28, 35 και 48 του ν. 4387/2016 (Α΄ 85) & του άρθρου 16 του ν. 4488/2017 (Α΄ 137), κατά το μέρος που οι διατάξεις αυτές αφορούν την αναζήτηση στοιχείων ως προς τις αποδοχές που λαμβάνονται υπόψη για τον υπολογισμό της κύριας και της επικουρικής σύνταξης, του μερίσματος του ΜΠΤΥ και της εφάπαξ παροχής των δημοσίων υπαλλήλων - λειτουργών.
http://tinyurl.com/y8epf6vk -
Oğuzhan Koç Cimri Sevgilim Şarkı Sözleri
Beni sen nasıl terkettin
Bırakıp gittin
Çok ayıp ettin
Eyvallah.
Şimdi halsizliğin tutsun
Motorun bozulsun
Domuz gribi ol inşallah.
Beni bırakıp giden kimdi
Senmiydin o cimri
Bahanen ney şimdi
EYVALLAH
Güyâ 13'ünde söndün
15'inde döndün
Benden beter ol inşallah.
Sana ben ne sürprizler yaptım
Dünyaları aldım,
Bir hediye çokmuş eyvallah
oğuzhan koç cimri sevgilim
Şimdi kart limitin dolmuş
Nakitinde yokmuş
Sevgilisiz Kal İnşallah.
>>> http://www.sozlerisozu.net/2018/02/oguzhan-koc-cimri-sevgilim-sark-sozleri.html -
Oğuzhan Koç Cimri Sevgilim Şarkı Sözleri
Beni sen nasıl terkettin
Bırakıp gittin
Çok ayıp ettin
Eyvallah.
Şimdi halsizliğin tutsun
Motorun bozulsun
Domuz gribi ol inşallah.
Beni bırakıp giden kimdi
Senmiydin o cimri
Bahanen ney şimdi
EYVALLAH
Güyâ 13'ünde söndün
15'inde döndün
Benden beter ol inşallah.
Sana ben ne sürprizler yaptım
Dünyaları aldım,
Bir hediye çokmuş eyvallah
oğuzhan koç cimri sevgilim
Şimdi kart limitin dolmuş
Nakitinde yokmuş
Sevgilisiz Kal İnşallah. -
Huge Labour Gains! In February's Council Elections!
Alyn & Deeside + 14.9 LAB HOLD
Stretton (East Staffordshire) LAB -2 CON HOLD
East Brighton (Brighton & Hove) LAB +21.00 LAB HOLD
Tophill East (Weymouth & Portland) LAB +23.1 LAB Lost by 8 Votes
Codsall South (South Staffordshire) LAB +13.2 CON went from 100% Vote Share to 78.2%
Tophill West (Weymouth & Portland) LAB +14.4
Average of +14.1! - #ChineseNewYear 명동에서 중국 춘제(음력설)관련 동영상을 봤는데 중국 춘제(음력설)을 보내는 방식이 한국이랑 정말 많이 다르네요.중국인들은 설명절에 교자(물만두)를 먹고 폭죽을 터트리고 중국 바이주(白酒)---우량예(五粮液)를 마시네요.기회가 된다면 중국에서 춘제(음력설)을 보내면서 중국 춘제(음력설) 분위기를 느껴보고 싶어요.
Y va de cuento...
Y va de cuento:
Había una vez en un lugar muy muy lejano un grupo de siete pequeños hombrecitos que habitaban la misma casita en medio del bosque. Eran conocidos como "los siete enanos" y vivían de la extracción de carbón en una mina cercana. Todas las mañanas después de desayunar frugal y saludablemente se enfilaban, literalmente, hacia la mina fuente de sus ingresos con tal ánimo y entusiasmo que lo hacían cantando. Lo mismo ocurría cuando de la mina regresaban a su pequeña pero acogedora casita. Una desafortunada mañana, cuando ya los siete pequeños mineros se encontraban laborando al interior de la mina, una liberación de gas produjo una terrible explosión. La gente de las aldeas cercanas comenzaron a llegar a las inmediaciones de la mina temiendo lo peor toda vez que los siete enanitos gozaban de las simpatías de todos. Se organizaron brigadas de rescate que fueron retirando una a una las piedras que obstruían la entrada a la mina. De pronto se alcanzó a escuchar desde el fondo de la mina una vocecita que gritaba..."¡estaríamos mejor con ya sabes quién...es un honor estar con Obrador...! Los rescatistas se abrazaron con júbilo y uno de ellos exclamó..."¡al menos Tontín está bien...!-
2018 yeni şarkı sözleri
2018 yeni şarkı sözleri >>> http://www.sozlerisozu.net/ TRIBUTO A LAS NALGONAS
Es la "nalgona",
la "culona",
la "rabona",
la que los albañiles le dicen "pedorrónde vas",
la que los amigos lejanos le dicen "¿enalgonas
otras ocasiones nos hemos visto?",
la que en todas las fotos sale perfilada,
o de espaldas;
La que no solo causa envidia entre sus amigas,
sino a veces el deseo bisexual de una que otra.
No hay día que alguien no le de una nalgada,
no hay follada en la que no la pongan en 4,
ni que no se las dejen rojas,
con marcas,
adolorida,
bien cogida.
Es tan hermosa verla saltar por toda la alcoba,
dando brinquitos porque los Levi's no le entran;
a veces gana la batalla,
a veces no,
y se queda ahí tirada en la cama con el pantalón a media nalga y desesperada,
y mejor se pone sus leggins,
aunque se trasluzca el color de sus pantis,
aunque se le metan como si fuera tanga,
aunque levante más miradas;
las nalgonas ya sabrán de lo que hablo.
Es ella,
la de las celulitis en las nalgas,
la que tiene uno que otro lunar regado
y estrías rasgadas como tigra;
y es que la piel se le rompe por tanta carne.
¡Qué bonitas nalgas tiene!
ella lo sabe,
y le gustan,
y le quedan;
qué difícil debe ser para una nalgona
encontrar a un hombre que quiera follarle primero el corazón antes que el culo;
y que fácil debe ser para ellas
encontrar a un hombre que le sepa
partir bien el culo antes que él corazón.
Our Blanket, Our Nation
What a full circle moment and fitting of the hopes for a dexolonized education system built out of reconciliation...this was one of the blankets that each department at LA Matheson created to represent their unique "nations" for the beautiful, heart wrenching, informative, and deep Blanket excercise. I along with other ProD committee members and our our amazing EA Donna Mikl ( of FN ancestry) facilitates the Blanket Exercise for our staff...
How fitting that when each department took their blanket home ( perhaps an apt metaphor for how genocide never was successful in wiping out Indigenous Nations..perhaps keeping it within each individual Indigenous person) ...was displayed today as part of an Electives Fair to promote and celebrate different course options.
I can't help but feel so proud at this moment.
#humansofmatheson #sd36AbEd #sd36learns #MustangJustice-
ΦΕΚ B 350/2018 Καθορισμός του τύπου, του περιεχομένου των στοιχείων, του χρόνου και του τρόπου ενημέρωσης του Κόμβου Διαλειτουργικότητας και των λοιπών βάσεων δεδομένων οικονομικών στοιχείων ΟΤΑ που τηρούνται στο Υπουργείο Εσωτερικών, καθώς και κάθε άλλης απαραίτητης λεπτομέρειας.
https://tinyurl.com/yauz4zy6 -
Güven Yüreyi Başka Biri Şarkı Sözleri
Güven Yüreyi Başka Biri Şarkı Sözleri >>> http://www.sozlerisozu.net/2018/02/guven-yureyi-baska-biri-sark-sozleri.html -
ΦΕΚ B 356/2018 Καθορισμός τεχνικών και λειτουργικών προδιαγραφών ανέγερσης, μετατροπής και επέκτασης κέντρων Θαλασσοθεραπείας και διαδικασία χορήγησης ειδικού σήματος λειτουργίας. Ένταξη της διαδικασίας χορήγησης ειδικού σήματος λειτουργίας σε κέντρα θαλασσοθεραπείας στο σύστημα διεκπεραίωσης μέσω των κέντρων εξυπηρέτησης πολιτών (Κ.Ε.Π.) που λειτουργούν ως ενιαία κέντρα εξυπηρέτησης (Ε.Κ.Ε.).
http://tinyurl.com/yac2sxnc -
6ΓΠ746ΜΠ3Ζ-7ΡΗ - Κοινοποίηση της γνωμοδότησης υπ’ αριθ. 291/2017 του Β’ τμήματος του Ν.Σ.Κ., αναφορικά με την εφαρμογή των μεταβατικών διατάξεων της παραγράφου 35 του άρθρου 72 (πρώην 66) του Κ.Φ.Δ. επί παραβάσεων έκδοσης εικονικών στοιχείων που η εικονικότητα του στοιχείου αφορά τον χαρακτηρισμό της αναγραφείσας συναλλαγής, οι οποίες διαπράχθηκαν μέχρι τις 26.7.2013 και μέχρι την κατάθεση του ν. 4337/2015 (12.10.2015) δεν είχαν εκδοθεί οι οριστικές πράξεις επιβολής προστίμων.
http://tinyurl.com/y8ok4cul #18
#18. Рейтинги Криптовалют.
Дмитрий Антониади, статья от 27.01.2018г.
Рейтинговые агентства – это организации, которые делают оценку надежности, платежеспособности и других финансовых показателей банков, корпораций, государств и так далее. Рейтинговые агентства предоставляют свою оценку эмитентов (юридические лица и государства, которые от своего имени выпускают ценные бумаги) в виде кредитных или финансовых рейтингов. Основной целью подобных рейтингов является предоставление оценки вероятности, что эмитент выполнит взятые на себя обязательства. Даже люди далекие от финансов, наверняка слышали имена таких известных американских рейтинговых агентств как Standard&Poor, Moody's, и Fitch. Рейтинги, составляемые этими и многими другими агентствами, обычно обозначаются латинскими буквами в порядке уменьшения уровня надежности, обычно от А до С.
Рейтинги с заглавными буквами «А» означают высокие рейтинги.
· Максимальная надежность: Ааа-ААА в зависимости от агентства;
· Высокая надежность: от Аа1 - АА+ до Аа3 - АА-;
· Выше среднего надежность: от А1 – А+ до А3 – А-;
По аналогии, рейтинги с заглавными буквами «В» означают рейтинги ниже среднего или низкие.
· Ниже среднего рейтинг надежности: от Ваа1 до ВВВ+ до Ваа3 до ВВВ-;
· Спекулятивный уровень: от Ва1 – ВВ+ до В1 – В+;
· Высоко спекулятивный уровень надежности: от В1 – В+ до В3 – В-.
Рейтинги с заглавными буквами «С» означают существенные риски, экстремально спекулятивный уровень или преддефолтное состояние, в зависимости от комбинации букв и цифр.
Несмотря на то, что эти и другие рейтинговые агентства имеют огромный авторитет и послужной список на протяжении уже более 100 лет, качество их работы и рекомендации нельзя считать безупречными. Во время кризиса 2008 года ряд компаний с максимальным кредитным рейтингом объявили дефолт. Следует помнить, что кредитные рейтинги не являются прямой рекомендацией для покупки, продажи ценных бумаг. Они отражают всего один из аспектов, необходимых для принятия инвестиционного решения, а именно – кредитоспособность. Иными словами, у компаний с ААА рейтингом может случиться дефолт, однако вероятность этого события несоизмеримо ниже, чем в случае компании с рейтингом ССС.
Ознакомившись с рейтингами ценных бумаг, выпускаемых юридическими лицами и государствами, вам, наверное, не терпится узнать про аналогичные рейтинги в мире криптовалют. Первый такой криптовалютный рейтинг появился совсем недавно, всего пару дней назад, благодаря усилиям рейтинговой компании The Weiss Ratings.
В соответствии с официальной информации на сайте компании, рейтинги криптовалют основаны на новаторской модели, которая анализирует монеты на основании таких факторов как волатильность цен, прирост цен в 2017 году, проникновение на рынок, технологические возможности, безопасность, децентрализация и способность к масштабированию. Основная задача агентства – помочь инвесторам снизить риски, связанные с инвестированием в криптовалюты, и определить монеты с максимальным потенциалом к росту.
Рейтинги агентства несколько отличаются от стандартной градации, принятой на вооружение Standard&Poor, Moody's, и Fitch, поэтому не стоит сразу все продавать, если вы обнаружили, что большинство ваших криптовалют имеют рейтинг С и даже ниже. Следующая шкала рейтингов Weiss представлена для оценки монет:
А – Отлично;
B – Хорошо;
С – Удовлетворительно;
D – Плохо;
Е – Очень плохо.
Обратите внимание, что существует достаточно большая разница в терминологии в оценке акций (других эмитентов) и криптовалют. Рейтинг «B» и даже «B-» относится к привлекательным криптовалютам и означает «покупать». Ни у кого не должно возникать паники при виде «С», это вполне удовлетворительный актив с рекомендацией... <<<<<< N.B from Jumbotweet: auto-truncated at 4K characters on index page - Click here or on the "view" link to see entire jumbotweet! http://www.jumbotweet.com/ltweets/view/180396- @realDonaldTrump - this is a paper written by our daughter for her school class, a pretend School Field Trip. She chose to go to the moon along with a special guest: by Abby:
“To The Moon”
Today I am so excited! Why you ask? Well, because I am going to the moon!! It will be so fun. I am going to bring all of my friends, Emma, Addy, Brady, Logan, Matthew, Caleb, and Mrs. Andrea. This is what I need: My space-suit, MREs, water, food, and mt helmet. The Cool part is I am bringing Donald J Trump!! The President of the U.S.A!! Nest we get in the ship, we are all aboard. So, Mrs. Andrea starts the ship. In 5….4….3….2….1….BLAST OFF!!!!
It did not take long at all to get to the moon. It only took 3 minutes. When we were in space, we found puppies in the back. They were so cute so we took the back inside, looked at them, they are Huskies. We named them. There were nine so we each got one and Ema named hers Diamond, Jacob’s was Jacob, Addy’s was Taylor Swift, Matthew’s was Mr. Bonesalad, Mr. Trump’s was Abbygail. I don’t know why he named it Abbygail, but he did. So, mine is Donald J. Trump. Mrs. Andrea’s was Scarlet, Logan’s was Jeep, and Caleb’s was Rose.
When we got to the moon I was so excited. We got on our space-suits and helmets and go tot the moon. It was so fun! We saw an island on the moon! We looked at it and it was cool, we all took a drink of the water. The reason why it is so cool in Mr. Trump named it “Abby Island.” Isn’t that cool? It was hard for Mr. Trump to drink water from the island.
We got back to the space ship and went home. The trip was so different we went passed Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto. We realized that we were going the wrong way! So, we turned around and finally came home. When we landed, we were so happy. I told everybody about how we were going the wrong way. -
ΦΕΚ B 304/2018 Τροποποίηση των υπ’ αριθμ. 48963/2012 (Β΄ 2703) κοινής υπουργικής απόφασης, υπ’ αριθμ. 167563/2013 (Β΄ 964) κοινής υπουργικής απόφασης και υπ’ αριθμ. 170225/2014 (Β΄ 135) υπουργικής απόφασης, που έχουν εκδοθεί κατ΄ εξουσιοδότηση του ν. 4014/2011 (Α΄ 209), σε συμμόρφωση με την Οδηγία 2014/52/ΕΕ «για την τροποποίηση της οδηγίας 2011/92/ΕΕ σχετικά με την εκτίμηση των επιπτώσεων ορισμένων σχεδίων δημόσιων και ιδιωτικών έργων στο περιβάλλον» του Ευρωπαϊκού Κοινοβουλίου και του Συμβουλίου της 16ης Απριλίου 2014.
https://tinyurl.com/y8m7f68l Eddie Colman
EDDIE COLMAN
Extract on Eddie Colman from The Day TWO Teams Died (Amazon Books).
Born: 01 Nov 1936, Salford
Debut: 12 Nov 1955 v Bolton (A) League
Goals: 2
Appearances: 108
Position: Half back
Eddie “Snakehips” Colman was a local lad. A crowd-pleasing half-back in a team of crowd pleasers. He was full of raw ability, but according to Jimmy Murphy in this interview with Archie Ledbrooke & Frank McGhee, it was a talent that had to be carefully honed:
‘Anyone can spot a Duncan Edwards. The true art of scouting is to see something the others have missed." We can cite the case of Eddie Colman, currently starring at right half in the first team and probably the finest uncapped player in the country. Eddie was not a schoolboy international, like so many brilliant United youngsters. Other clubs were not interested in him. He was under-sized. His football was all wrong. He persisted in holding the ball rather than passing. “But we saw something in him," says Murphy. "So we signed him . . . and then had to reverse all his natural football instincts”’
Murphy’s instinct (as always) was proved right. Once established, he was an ever present for United. Old International described his snake hips this way as he reported on the 10-0 demolition of Anderlecht in 1956 ‘Colman… with his amusing “shimmy shakes” and body wiggles’. Henry Rose was briefer but just as memorable describing it as a ‘Monroe wriggle’. He was more than a showman though – he was a brilliantly effective player for United. This report describing Eddie at his finest, is also Donny Davies at his brilliant enjoyable but effective best.
‘The feature of the first half was a brilliant display by Colman. Never has this gifted young half-back intervened more cleverly, used the ball more wisely, or sold his dummies more slyly, than in this instance. He had on the other side, a formidable rival by the name of Scoular; himself a strong tackler, a wise distributor, and a subtle tactician in the Newcastle interest, and one who was plainly determined to leave his mark, if not on the players, at any rate on the proceedings. It is to Scoular’s credit that in spite of the overwhelming odds, against him, he like his goalkeeper, Simpson, left the field at the close with his reputation if anything slightly enhanced But in comparison with Colman's joyous and effective artistry Scoular's work, though telling seemed heavy and laboured. Colman might have been the “premier danseur" in a Footballers' Ballet and Scoular the dogged leader of a Chain Gang. One of these days, perhaps, when Colman is in the mood, we shall have the Beswick Prize Band accompanying him with snatches of reasonably tuneful ballet music—say from Swan Lake. Then we shall see the little fellow at his best.’Eddie Colman
Born: 01 Nov 1936, Salford
Debut: 12 Nov 1955 v Bolton (A) League
Goals: 2
Appearances: 108
Position: Half back
Eddie “Snakehips” Colman was a local lad. A crowd-pleasing half-back in a team of crowd pleasers. He was full of raw ability, but according to Jimmy Murphy in this interview with Archie Ledbrooke & Frank McGhee, it was a talent that had to be
carefully honed:
‘Anyone can spot a Duncan Edwards. The true art of scouting is to see something the others have missed." We can cite the case of Eddie Colman, currently starring at right half in the first team and probably the finest uncapped player in the country. Eddie was not a schoolboy international, like so many brilliant United youngsters. Other clubs were not interested in him. He was under-sized. His football was all wrong. He persisted in
holding the ball rather than passing. “But we saw something in him," says Murphy. "So we signed him . . . and then had to reverse all his natural football instincts”’
Murphy’s instinct (as always) was proved right. Once established, he was an ever present for United. Old International described his snake hips this way as he reported on the 10-0 demolition of Anderlecht in 1956 ‘Colman… with his amusing “shimmy shakes” and body wiggles’. Henry Rose
was briefer but just as memorable describing it as a ‘Monroe wriggle’. He was more than a showman though – he was a brilliantly effective player for United. This report describing Eddie at his finest, is also Donny Davies at his brilliant enjoyable but effective best. ‘The feature of the first half was a brilliant display by Colman. Never has this gifted young half-back intervened more cleverly, used the ball more wisely, or sold his dummies more slyly, than in this instance. He had on the other side, a formidable rival by the name of Scoular; himself a strong tackler, a wise distributor, and a subtle tactician in the Newcastle interest, and one who was plainly determined to leave his mark, if not on the players, at any rate on the proceedings. It is to Scoular’s credit that in spite of the
overwhelming odds, against him, he like his goalkeeper, Simpson, left the field at the close with his reputation if anything slightly enhanced But in comparison with Colman's joyous
and effective artistry Scoular's work, though telling seemed heavy and laboured. Colman might have been the “premier danseur" in a Footballers' Ballet and Scoular the dogged
leader of a Chain Gang. One of these days, perhaps, when Colman is in the mood, we shall have the Beswick Prize Band accompanying him with snatches of reasonably tuneful
ballet music—say from Swan Lake. Then we shall see the little fellow at his best.’
Taken from The Day Two Teams Died (Amazon Books)Alla fine ti stancherai.
Alla fine ti stancherai.
Di tutte le illusioni...
Ti fermerai e ti dirai, semplicemente:
''Non ne vale la pena''.
Sara' un bel giorno.
Chiuderai gli occhi e sprofonderai nel tuo respiro. Stanco, ma vivo.
Capirai che era lì la vita che cercavi, nascosta tra le pieghe della pienezza di te stesso, e ti farai come fuscello di granturco, cullato dalla brezza di un fluire senza affanno.Ti sorridera' il cuore e nessuno se ne accorgera'.
Proverai compassione di te, per quanto hai cercato da sempre, per ogni notte in cui hai pregato e urlato contro il mondo, mentre il mondo taceva.
Alla fine ti stancherai, sì, sara' bellissimo.
Non vorrai piu' investire energie in nulla che non porti vera gioia alla tua Anima.
Forse chiamerai qualcuno, solo per dire :
''Mi dispiace''. Forse partirai per un viaggio.
Forse comprerai una piccola piantina e l'amerai, scoprendo che bastava una premura cosi' semplice fatta con tutto te stesso per guarire un pianeta intero. Sara' chiaro, dentro.
Alla fine ti stancherai.
Che giornata grandiosa.
Vedrai un mare aperto e un orizzonte nuovo, e ti ricorderai di quando da bambino restavi a galla giocando a ''fare il morto'' e invece eri davvero vivo, ripenserai a chi dalla spiaggia ti guardava preoccupato gridandoti di stare attento...
ma tu non avevi paura, eri felice, eri libero, eri il tutto.
