A Message from God

@kanyewest God called and said as soon as you give "him" $1 Billion (dollars - word added as I am unsure as to your educational level or prowess in general understanding), then "he" will surely bless you. Oh, also, "he" said he did not realize that you had absconded with "his" position and that "he" was under the impression you were a backwards lesbian who was (egad) also black! I schooled "him" otherwise. I told "him" that you were an example of what is passing for "men" these days on planet Erf.

P.S. This is how it all works with his select chaps, such as Monsieur Joel Osteen of Houston, Texas fame - you may notice that Joel is Jew and, consequently, one of the "chosen" so that may introduce a slight conundrum for you.

P.S.S. If you're willing to part with any or all of those family members, I can probably get you a decent price.