#genocidersyosbestseller

once there were two boys and god DAMN were they some hot hunks of man meat or what. they ran into each other one day and there was some SPICY HOT YAOI ACTION i'm talkin dicks flying all over the place mmmm uke gettin pounded BUT OH WHAT'S THIS SOMEONE WAS WATCHING OOOOH

spoiler alert IT WAS ME GYEHEHEHE

i LEAPT out of the shadows and booooy those boys doin the do were such a turnon i just had to do something ya know and guess what that something was i'll give you a hint it has to do with scissors

in a flash i pulled up my skirt (it's so long cuz sometimes i'm this nerd named fukawa and she dresses like a fucking pilgrim but whatever) and tHERE WERE THE SCISSORS

"oh genocider please don't kill me!!!!" cried yaoi boy #1. he was so scared oooooh he was TREMBLING for a second i almost felt a bit bad whoops the feeling passed i killed him ALL WHILE YAOI BOY #2 WAS WATCHING how hot is that ughhhh so i pulled out more scissors and i killed him too because damn that boy was too hot to live

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