The Laws of Ignorance

For the Destruction of Obsession
The Eradication of Fanaticism
The Death of Absolutism
The End of Food/Culture prejudice
And the Restoration of Indulgence
the Reinforcement of True Health - Risk Taking,
Immune system exposure and resistance gain.
And the end of nagging health freaks of all types and persuasions.

I - NEVER LOOK IN THE KITCHEN

II - NEVER ASK WHERE THIS IS FROM

III - NEVER ASK WHAT IS IN THIS

IV - APPRECIATION - OTHER CULTURES HAVE DIFFERENT HISTORIES, PERSPECTIVES, TASTES
SNEER AT NOTHING UNTIL YOU TRY IT. RACISTS HAVE OBVIOUS EXCEPTIONS TO THIS. iF YOU DO NOT TRY IT, DO NOT BADMOUTH IT. IF YOU WERE AN ASIAN, GOATFUCKER, AFRICAN MONKEY YOU WOULD THINK THE LOCAL FARE IS THE BEST EVER TOO AND SNEER AT AMERICA. THAT IS TRUE PATRIOTISM. I AM SICK OF HEALTH NUT FAGS WHO CAN NEVER SEE FROM THE OTHER SIDE'S PERSPECTIVE.

V - NEVER LOOK AT AN INGREDIENTS LIST EXCEPT TO FIND THE WORD "ORGANIC" IF FOUND - RETURN TO SHELF WITH EXTREME VENGEANCE. IF AT HOME, PISS IN OBJECT CONTAINER. ORGANIC ENOUGH FOR YAH?!!!]

VI - EAT WHAT YOU ENJOY AND WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD. NEVER INSIST ON THE BEST OR FINEST OR MOST AUTHENTIC OF ANYTHING. YOU ARE NOT A RICH PAMPERED NOBLE SNOB. DO NOT ACT LIKE ONE.

VII - NEVER CEASE PATRONIZING ESTABLISHMENTS BASED SOLELY ON WHAT YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THEM OR WHO TAKES THEM OVER. RACISTS HAVE EXCEPTIONS TO THIS TOO.

VIII - DO NOT ARGUE WITH THE HEALTH NUT FAG NAG INSISTENTS. THEY ARE BLINDED BY THEIR RELENTLESS QUEST FOR THE IDEAL PERFECT DIET, AND IF IT TURNED OUT TO BE COW PIES THEY WOULD DO THEIR DAMNDEST TO MAKE THE WORLD SEE THEIR NUTRITIONAL VALUE AND HEALTH BENEFITS IN EATING THE PRODUCTS OF A BULL'S BOWELS - LITERAL BULLSHIT. THESE FOOLS ARE NOT WORTH ARGUING WITH. iT WILL JUST GIVE YOU A HEADACHE YOU DO NOT NEED. PASS BY THEM IN SILENCE, SMUG IN YOUR MENTAL SUPERIORITY.

IX - WASTE AS MUCH TIME, EFFORT AND ENERGY AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN HAVING FUN. LIFE WITHOUT FUN IS AN EXISTENCE OF PURE MISERY. DO NOT LET THE FUN POLICE WIN. ENJOY YOURSELF AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. IF YOU MUST WORK, IF YOU CAN WORK IN THIS ECONOMIC NIGHTMARE AGE, THEN DO SOMETHING YOU ENJOY. GRINDING AWAY WILL REDUCE YOU TO A NUB, EVEN IF YOU MUST FOR PAY. ADJUST YOUR BUDGET - PUT YOUR CHILDREN UP FOR ADOPTION, DIVORCE, DOWNGRADE EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT SO YOU CAN SUBSIST ON SOMETHING 'YOU' LIKE TO DO, AND GAIN A MEASURE OF PEACE WHILE DOING IT.

X - LAUGH AT THOSE OBSESSED WITH THEIR DIET AND FOOD ORIGINS. THE ONES WHO THINK, WHO KNOW THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY CHOOSE TO DO TO THEMSELVES AND YOU AVOID. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE SO CALLED EXPERTS. YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THE WORLD. THE ONLY ONE IN COMPLETE TUNE WITH YOUR PHYSICAL SYSTEM IS YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT IT NEEDS AND HOW IT FUNCTIONS BETTER THAN ANYBODY. TREAT IT TO WHAT YOU KNOW ARE "YOUR" PERSONAL STANDARDS, AND TELL EVERYONE ELSE TO FUCK OFF. HEALTH FADS ARE FOR THE RETARDED. HEALTH CONCERNS ARE FOR THE COWARDS. YOU WERE BORN WITH CHARACTER, WILLPOWER AND IMPULSE CONTROL. JUST CAUSE YOUR HEROIN SHACK PARENTS NEVER TAUGHT YOU DOES NOT MEAN YOU CANNOT LEARN FOR YOURSELF. EXPERIENCE IS THE HARSHEST TEACHER BUT THE MOST NECESSARY.

THE LAWS OF IGNORANCE. LEARN THEM. LOVE THEM. PRACTICE THEM.
BE BLISSFUL MY FRIENDS!!!