Saw somewhere....thought to share.......Funny...
Usage of English
# Inside the Class...............................................
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor.
* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..)
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.
* Take 5 cm wire of any length.
* shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the school.
* (Facing the Board)
Dont talk in front of my back.
# About his family........................................
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls....(?)
# At the ground....................................
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the ball.
# To a boy, angrily:
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
# Giving a punishment...............................
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)