#PugRules

According to #Pug

If I like it, it’s mine
If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine
If I can take it from you, it’s mine
If I had it a while ago, it’s mine
If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way
If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine
If it just looks like mine, it’s mine
If I saw it first, it’s mine
If you are playing with something and you put it down it automatically becomes mine
If it’s broken, it’s yours