Listen bitch. Actually it is my electric audience that will listen, you are far to snide and deluded and self absorbed to hear.
I have been using can openers without incident since before you knew me. When can openers came in a single color - metal - and mode - manual. I did not have to be extremely careful then, for I always knew what I was doing and I STILL DO. How DARE you speak to me as if I am some infant that will break your precious kitchen gods. As if you are the only one who knows how to open something, perfectionist nutcase deluded stupid FOOL. You should have noticed I did not listen to your crap - I left quickly, you were talking to air, but you still nattered on, God forbid you miss making one of your points or unnecessary ludicrous lectures. The irony is you think you are so smart, but you are not. Anyone can successfully crank a can opener you ninny nut bitch. Grow the fuck UP!!!!
in addition,,,,
You should not blindly agree to unintelligible gibberish fool.
Tell the tool to stop BOTHERING you in the middle of the damned night. Grow a - spine!!!!