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by TheaGood
on 16/1/17
"ISIS ATTACK" IN MEXICO??!!??
By MExICAN ANONYMOUS
Last night a shooting happened at a night club in Cancun. The shooting was directed against Americans, Canadians, Brits, and other white people who happen to frequent the club. Bullets came in through an open window.

Now, there are trolls testing the water on various forums to see if people will be stupid enough to believe it was ISIS, RATHER THAN A DRUG CARTEL, OR DRUNK PEDRO PISSED OFF AT AMERICANS OVER THE NEW WALL THAT WILL BE GOING IN.

I would not have even considered wasting page space on this until a few random fools started testing the water with ISIS.

LET ME PUT THIS TO BED: THERE ARE PROBABLY 300 MUSLIMS IN ALL OF MEXICO, AND THEY ALL WORK AT EMBASSIES IN MEXICO CITY. There is absolutely nothing else here. There is no way ISIS could hide. If ISIS was really in Mexico, and it was not just ISIS corporation I have pointed out many times on this site, 1. The Mexican people would kill them. 2. The drug cartels would kill them. 3. The Federal police would kill them. 4. The local police would kill them, and 5. The regular Mex armed forces would kill them.

When it comes to crap like ISIS, there are ZERO Mexicans that would just sit around and let it happen. And they would NOT be able to operate a secret base here. You do, after all, need to eat and drink water, ALL OF WHICH would be sold from tiny stores run by Mexican locals and they'd figure out what was going on by the third time any fool got something from the store. They would solve the mystery 50X as fast as any police effort and then all hell would break loose. There is not a chance ISIS would find a single sympathetic Mexican to help them either.
"ISIS", probably an offshoot of the Clinton Global Initiative. ISIS will be going out of business now that the Clintons have left town.