1st. Not having sex with cheap hookers.
2nd. Not catching the zika virus for a 9$ threesome from hookers.
3rd. Not catching zika form a 13$ hooker.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3673403/Sex-sessions-13-THREESOME-just-9-Disappointed-prostitutes-Rio-launch-supermarket-sale-Olympic-Games-World-Cup-flop.html
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