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- @AnushkaSharma @URautelaForever Thankyou beautiful girls, you always make me feel proud that from where i belongs to. Our dialect Garhwali and our enriched culture is about to its end. Nowadays Garhwali parents scolds their childrens, speaking on Garhwali, whereas great celebs like both of you never miss a chance to highlight and explore our aggrandize culture & sacchariferous dialect to the world.
Thankyou gorgeous ladies, उत्तराखंड का नौजवानों थे प्रेरित करना की खातिर।488 chars, < 1 min read -
Mexican news announcer STUNNED by Trump protesters
They are the exact same professionals that frequently riot in Mexico
They played clear footage of the violent protesters who smashed windows and did other mayhem on Mexican TV. The news announcer was not ready for what she would see, and was not warned. They just played uncensored footage. And when the camera went back to her, she had an absolutely STUNNED white face, stuttered for a few seconds and said "THOSE ARE THE EXACT SAME RIOTERS THAT GO THROUGH AND DESTROY THINGS IN MEXICO!" They wore the same clothes, had the same emblems, the exact same type of camera footage, it was obviously the same people. I thought the riots in Mexico were a project done by the Mexican government when footage from Mexico showed because the rioters were obviously professional, and operate with impunity, but obviously if they showed up in America for the same gig, it is not a Mexican outfit.
The rioters are at least definitely a professional group that do it as a job. They have to be either directly employed by George Soros or some other scam outfit like the CIA that can operate across borders and put their riot trolls wherever they want them. When they showed up in the U.S., this news announcer who had seen all the footage of these rioters from every riot in Mexico recognized them instantly, and said it out loud, on Mexican MSM, for all to see. I guess they should have debriefed her first. Her reaction was classic.
As I said, there would be ZERO legitimate protest against Trump. It is all staged, pumped up, and anyone who does show up that is not part of the program is just a dupe who fell for the huge amount of publicity the MSM has dreamed up about nothing at all.
---MEXICAN ANONYMOUS1,781 chars, ≈ 1 mins read -
WHITE HOUSE PETITION SITE IS NOW, AND PROBABLY HAS BEEN FRAUDULENT FOR A LONG TIME
Trump needs to fix the white house petition web site. This is because a petition to jail George Soros has now most likely received thousands of signers, and the counter remains at one at the same time the counter on a petition favorable towards Hillary has been progressing. This means that it is not a time frame type of delay, which would happen if the site only posted new totals at a time interval, and that it really is proof of fraud.
IMPORTANT: Even in my own message window there are 17 different people who said they signed, and confirmed their signatures via E-mail yet the counter remains pegged at one. Watch: Now, because I said it, they will put the counter at 17. They are that stupid, I would not doubt they would do it.
The petitioning process is an important part of how the American government functions. If all legitimate petitions are blocked, and only scam petitions are allowed through, then we will get a scam government and I have no doubt this has been the status quo for more than a decade. Trump needs to be made aware of this ASAP.
NOTE:TRUMP'S IT PEOPLE ARE WORKING ON THE SITE
MEXICAN ANONYMOUS1,243 chars, < 1 min read -
My Mexican doctor yesterday prescribed antibiotics plus a couple other things to mask the symptoms.
Total cost, including NAME BRAND antibiotics, (Mucosef) ceflaxina, NAME BRAND symptom relievers (Bayer) and a skilled doctor at a high class location (HEB in the rich zone, the highest class in this city - that location is so high class it has charging stations for Tesla) where the doctor did a very comprehensive diagnosis process? TOTAL FOR ALL 3: $26. Trump really needs to look at how Mexico is doing things because if Americans could get the prices Mexicans do, NO ONE WOULD NEED HEALTH INSURANCE. Widespread health insurance is proof there is scam pricing in place that makes it essential. FACE IT: A stethoscope, thermometer, ear and eye checker and blood pressure tester is a one time expense, and beyond that how damn much does it cost to look at someone and give an answer? a lot, if a doctor is buried under 500 pounds of needless legislation and works under duress, and THEN tries to turn a gigantic profit.
---MEXICAN ANONYMOUS1,058 chars, < 1 min read -
TRUMP CLEANS HOUSE WITH UN BILL
Before Trump was inaugurated, he already took steps to find out who his enemies were by having congressman Mike Rogers of Alabama submit the following, so it could be ready on day one of his presidency. Here is the abstract:
American Sovereignty Restoration Act of 2017
This bill repeals the United Nations Participation Act of 1945 and other specified related laws.
The bill requires: (1) the President to terminate U.S. membership in the United Nations (U.N.), including any organ, specialized agency, commission, or other formally affiliated body; and (2) closure of the U.S. Mission to the United Nations.
The bill prohibits: (1) the authorization of funds for the U.S. assessed or voluntary contribution to the U.N., (2) the authorization of funds for any U.S. contribution to any U.N. military or peacekeeping operation, (3) the expenditure of funds to support the participation of U.S. Armed Forces as part of any U.N. military or peacekeeping operation, (4) U.S. Armed Forces from serving under U.N. command, and (5) diplomatic immunity for U.N. officers or employees.
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Obviously Trump does not expect this to pass. But by having this submitted he will, in one easy step, know who will work with him or against him. BRILLIANT. The full text is HERE
https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/193
JIM STONE
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NOW WE HAVE IT: UNDENIABLE, TRUMP'S INAUGURATION WAS THE LARGEST IN HISTORY, AND EVEN CNN PROVED IT
Here it is folks! Prior to Trump, the largest inauguration in history was Reagan, with 41 million viewers. The second largest, up until Trump, was Obama in 2009, with 37 million viewers. On TV, Trump took in 30.9 million viewers, but on CNN ALONE, THEIR LIVE STREAMS, logged 16.5 million viewers. That would put Trump at 47.3 million viewers if you count ONLY CNN's live stream, and there were MANY live streams. In all reality, when all are added, my guess (and it is obviously only a guess) is that Trump topped 70 million viewers. Obviously the rain cut down the inauguration crowd, and the extremely heightened security due to an umbrella gun threat and countless other threats EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT prevented at least 500,000 who tried to enter from entering. There were countless people stuck in line that never got in. Obama faced no such problems because white conservatives are so much less violent than liberals of all colors. Face it, that's a FACT.
An umbrella gun could have threatened lives at the inaugeration. How about a .223 barrel with standard peep sight set up as a single shot to get it to fit in an umbrella, aimed by a guy with 20/08 vision. That will get you deadly at 600 yards, with great predictability. IT HAPPENED, even people who were in DC wrote to this web site saying it happened and as a result they took everyone's umbrellas. And it is stupid to argue with that when the fact security stifled attendance has been stated many places, not just here.
At any rate, extreme security threats cut Trump's attendance, but the TV ratings and live streams pretty much say it ALL, on TV alone, Trump topped Bush Jr, Bush Sr, and Clinton. Hardly a nobody, and the live streams put him WELL ahead of Reagan and Obama. Oh, I still have a headache so I forgot, Here is the link. The article does not state Trump was the largest outright, but even a monkey could do the math with what they provide.
Every nasty trick being used against Trump
What is happening to Trump in the media pretty much stands as proof that the greater Globalist Khazar community, which runs the media, does not care about Israel much and could care less that Trump is likely to have the U.S. embassy for Israel moved to Jerusalem tomorrow. There is no obstacle to this happening whatsoever, because the actual legislation that will be used to make this happen was passed in 1995. This should have been done long ago.
The inauguration attendance
It is beginning to become an old topic now, but just to reiterate - even Snopes put the attendance at 900,000 which is higher than the attendance for Bush or Clinton. But the media won't say that, they will only show photos of Obama's record breaking crowds and then show faked photos of Trump's attendance. It is all pretty lame. When you add to this the fact that about half a million were blocked from getting in due to extremely heightened security in the wake of even Madonna making death threats, along with rain cutting into Trump's attendance, it is understandable he'd have less and I'd rather see Trump alive. FAT CHANCE the media will ever report even one part of that story.
Planned Parenthood
Many news outlets are saying Trump is going to de-fund planned parenthood, most likely on Monday. But yesterday people were saying he was going to do it on Sunday. When he does do it, it will not just be for America, he's pulling funding for all of their activities worldwide. Let's see how long it takes him to sign that executive order.
Soros petition
It is probably set to count 1 in 1,000 votes. Just on this web site alone there are now over 50 messages from people who signed, and the counter is stuck at 9. It is a BIG FAT LIE. That... <<<<<< N.B from Jumbotweet: auto-truncated at 4K characters on index page - Click here or on the "view" link to see entire jumbotweet! http://www.jumbotweet.com/ltweets/view/1781244,158 chars, ≈ 3 mins read -
Ω8ΩΛ4653Π8-7Μ3 - Περί της διαδικασίας γνωμοδότησης των δασικών υπηρεσιών για την έκδοση απόφασης έγκρισης περιβαλλοντικών όρων (ΑΕΠΟ) σε επίπεδο Υπουργού.
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69ΞΦ4653ΠΣ-ΞΘΨ - Ενημέρωση σχετικά με την εφαρμογή του άρθρου 31 του Ν.4440/2016 (Φ.Ε.Κ.224 τ.Α΄/2-12-2016) αναφορικά με τη χορήγηση άδειας ασθένειας τέκνων στους μόνιμους εκπαιδευτικούς Πρωτοβάθμιας και Δευτεροβάθμιας Εκπαίδευσης.
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ΨΨΘΠ465ΧΘΞ-ΧΝ2 - Δημοσίευση κ.υ.α. για τον καθ’ οδόν έλεγχο οχημάτων που διενεργούν διεθνείς μεταφορές ευπαθών τροφίμων.
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Nibiru
There are tons of people pushing Nibiru, claiming it can be seen at some times, and not at other times. Planets do not just show up and vanish. Either it is there or it is not.
There is a trick you can play on children up to about four years of age. It is the "I took the cookie you just ate" trick. If the kid is eating small cookies, like Chips ahoy or Oreos, wait for the kid to finish one. Then, put a cookie in your hand and put your hand on the kid's tummy and rub it for a second, then take your hand away and show the kid the cookie, while proclaiming "I just took the cookie you ate". The kid will believe you and demand it back. The same kind of cookie trick is going on with Nibiru. However, no amount of rubbing your tummy is going to make Nibiru show up after the sun has set and there is no lens flare.
OPINION: Nibiru is possible. There is no reason why the solar system could not have a huge dark planet on a gigantic orbit that completes in thousands of years. But once it becomes visible, it is not just going to come and go like a ghost. It will be ever present for all to see, until it passes the way a comet does.
--Mexican Anonymous1,191 chars, < 1 min read -
EXECUTIVE ORDER: GLOBALIST TPP IS DEAD
Old but good news:
President Trump already moved to withdraw from the TPP. President Trump is, according to some, scheduled to de-fund international planned parenthood today. President Trump had a bill filed in the Senate on January 3rd to completely withdraw from the United Nations. The Soros petition on the white house web site is obviously hacked, because many have signed, and practically nothing is registering. They should not have made the rigging so obvious because it gave us a way to troubleshoot the situation, and go after whoever is doing it.
According to EVEN SNOPES, Trump's inauguration turn out exceeded Nixon, Carter, Bush Jr, Bush SR, and Clinton.
http://www.snopes.com/obamas-inauguration-crowd-larger-than-trumps/
So there is no point to be made about it being a failure if even Snopes is going to be honest enough to say "up to 900,000," but liberal scammers are still trying to say it was a failure. Far from it. Just link your liberal acquaintances to the Snopes report which kills the MSM lies dead, despite Snopes being a liberal cesspool. I guess they figured there was too much proof for them to risk taking a hit and if they admit it was "up to 900,000" you can bet it was 1.5 million or more. But they can lie it down by that much and get away with it
--Mexican Anonymous1,490 chars, < 1 min read -
Child rapists wants hush money back!
Fmr House Speaker Says Child He Raped Should Pay Back Hush Money Since He Broke His Silence
From Blacklisted News
In April of last year, Dennis Hastert, former Speaker of the House and admitted child rapist, was sentenced to 15 months in prison for paying his victims to keep quiet.
Hastert was sentenced, not for raping children, but for illegally structuring bank transactions in an effort to cover up his sexual abuse of young members of a wrestling team he coached.
Now, this sicko pedophile is trying to get back that hush money. Because one of the boys he raped broke his silence, in spite of the $1.7 million in hush money Hastert gave him, this pedophile politician wants his money back.
When the victim, known only as "Individual A", broke his silence, Hastert's child rapes were exposed - resulting in the subsequent prosecution.
"To the extent any contract existed between plaintiff [Individual A] and defendant [Hastert], plaintiff breached that contract," Hastert's lawyers wrote.
"Plaintiff's breach of conduct resulted in damages to defendant and plaintiff is accordingly required to return $1.7 million to defendant."
http://www.blacklistednews.com/Fmr_House_Speaker_Says_Child_He_Raped_Should_Pay_Back_Hush_Money_Since_He_Broke_His_Silence/56425/0/38/38/Y/M.html1,577 chars, < 1 min read -
ISIS getting snuffed
Isis has now probably been cut off from all support, now that Obama is out. And yesterday, the U.S. led strikes against ISIS and hurt ISIS badly, including killing a main leader. Today, the U.S. cooperated with Russia and conducted a joint air operation against ISIS for the first time. So there's another Trump promise fulfilled.
http://www.businessinsider.com/russian-warplanes-combat-mission-us-coalition-syria-2017-1?r=UK&IR=T
MATTIS IS COMING FOR ISIS SCUM!660 chars, < 1 min read -
7ΝΚΧΟΞΤΒ-Δ7Β - "Οδηγίες συμπλήρωσης των προτύπων τευχών διακήρυξης ανοικτής διαδικασίας για τη σύναψη δημοσίων συμβάσεων έργου, άνω των ορίων και κάτω των ορίων του ν. 4412/2016, με κριτήριο ανάθεσης την πλέον συμφέρουσα από οικονομική άποψη προσφορά με βάση την τιμή".
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1290/23-1-2017 Παροχή διευκρινίσεων Α.Π. 41616/13-12-2016 διακήρυξης διαγωνισμού επιλογής αναδόχου έργου αναβάθμισης τηλεφωνικού κέντρου Υπουργείου Εσωτερικών.
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1729/19-1-2017 Απόδοση εσόδων από τους ΚΑΠ 2017, σε όλους τους Δήμους, κάλυψης λειτουργικών & λοιπών γενικών δαπανών τους - Α’ κατανομή 2017.149 chars, < 1 min read
- गोरखपुर के रेलवे स्टेशन पे, एक ट्रेन जो मुंबई जाने वाली है, लंबी लाइने जनरल डिब्बे में घुसने के लिए. जितनी जगह डिब्बे में, उससे सौ गुना लोग लाइन में. कैसे होगा? बुलेट ट्रेन..जाने भी दो यार, जो है उसका सही बंदबस्त तो करो. देखता हूँ की सारे की सारे लोग डिब्बे में adjust हो जाते हैं. एक बैसाखी पे भिखारी भी, धीरे धीरे चलता हुआ डिब्बे में चढ़ जाता है. शायद मुंबई में उसे भी आशा है की उसका भी जीवन संवर सकता है. शायद किसी को इस बात की चिंता नहीं है की उनकी इतनी दुर्गत क्यों है? सब "चलता है", और चलता रहे गा...मैं देख रहा हूँ उस भारत को जो क्रांति से कोसो दूर है, यहाँ "सब चलता है" ...और ट्रेन चली जाती है. First AC में बहुत से लोग जानते भी नहीं की लाइने कितनी लंबी लगती हैं, वो किसी पत्रिका में बुलेट ट्रेन के बारे में पढ़ते पढ़ते आँख बंद कर लेते हैं.752 chars, < 1 min read
Project Based Learning
Dear Parents,
Students of Grade 8 have been studying about Genetic Disorders in Unit 5. As a befitting Project Based Learning opportunity, we have organized a Symposium, with a team of professionals to interact with our students on two topics related to this unit.
The professionals invited to this symposium are parents of NMS as well.
They will be steered to high level discussions by our student delegates.
We invite all parents of Grade 8 to join in this session as well.
Please join us if you can or engage in discussions with your children using the below driving questions:
1.What were your key learning elements from today’s symposium? How will you use those strategies to deal with different kinds of stress you may face?
2.How can you develop your brain’s architecture for emotional intelligence?
From,
Mrs. Jobi Philip and Mrs. Venetia Jayaraj
Grade 8, Science Teachers
997 chars, < 1 min read- Dibutuhkan tim (2 orang) untuk onsite di jakarta selama 2 bulan
mulai minggu akhir bulan ini dengan spesifikasi sebagai berikut :
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- Menguasai Framework CI, MySql, javascript, CSS, Bootstrap
- Pernah mengerjakan pengembangan aplikasi sejenis
- Bersedia untuk onsite di lokasi klien selama minimal 2 bulan
Fasilitas :
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- Biaya makan, transportasi560 chars, < 1 min read - "El hombre democrático sólo vive en el presente, dictando leyes sobre los deseos que surgen. Hoy, prepara una comida bien grasosa, mañana, por la influencia de Buda, el ayuno ascético, agua limpia y desarrollo sostenible. El lunes, se vuelve a poner en forma pedaleando durante dos horas en una bicicleta inmóvil, el martes, duerme todo el día y luego fuma y va de fiesta. El miércoles, dice que va a leer filosofía, pero al final prefiere no hacer nada. El jueves, se apasiona por la política durante el almuerzo, salta de la rabia por la opinión de su vecino y denuncia con el mismo entusiasmo furioso la sociedad consumista y la sociedad del espectáculo. Por la noche, va al cine a ver una gran película medieval de guerra. Va a la cama soñando que participa en la liberación de los pueblos esclavizados. Al día siguiente va a trabajar con resaca, e intenta, sin éxito, seducir a la secretaria de la oficina de al lado. ¡Ya está decidido, se va a meter en los negocios! ¡Las ganancias inmobiliarias para él! Pero lo del fin de semana, lo de la crisis, todo eso se verá la semana siguiente. ¡Ésta es una vida, en todo caso! Ni orden, ni ideas, pero puede decirse agradable, feliz, y sobre todo tan libre como insignificante. Pagar el precio de la libertad con la insignificancia no es caro." “La República de Platón” de Alain Badiou1,338 chars, < 1 min read
